tulsi p

the grass is indeed greener on the other side

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

I was supposed to get ready but I accidentally drank a whole bottle of wine while I was in the shower and I’m in no shape to do my eyeliner... fak

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

@peytonclaaark Don’t forget to have 10-12 years of experience for an entry level job right out of college!!! I regret not starting 10 years old 🥲

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

@melonnn03 you’re not wrong

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

I bet all my friends are so relieved that I’m replacing my lost glasses from 2 years ago and I’ll finally be able to see when I’m driving us places

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

@MitchellMaes You right you right

[batshit betty @kxthren]

do men’s ears actually fuckin work or are they just there for decoration?

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

I just discovered my new favorite emoji 🥲

[proosh @proosha_t]

I want a recount on my Spotify Wrapped.

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

This guy with a doggo asked me on a date and I asked him if I could go on a date with his doggo instead. He said yes 🤩

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

@MeghaPatel15 Bye

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

Post thanksgiving food coma mood 😳

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

@MScottieLowery It’s not you, it me. It’s my fault I still follow you... finna block you

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

@MScottieLowery Tragic 🥴😂

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

@MScottieLowery Nooooooo I hate it. delete this right now matthew lowery

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

!!!!!!

[NICOLE @Nicole__Wallace]

I don’t (& didnt) know who I was at the beginning of this year, but I’m glad I’m not her anymore

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

@carlihoover No we are growing your hairs out... including the front rmr 🙂

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

I started asking myself “will I care about this 5 years from now” and that question has saved me from unnecessary stress and anxiety an unbelievable amount of times

[tulsi p @tspatel26]

I may have to work 47 days straight in a row... I’m fine it’s fine everything is fine...