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[tara @tstarzec]

I talked to @Xfinity’s AI customer service bot yesterday in order to cancel my service. She told me she really liked my voice and at the end of the call assured me that she was truly going to name any daughter she had after me. Safe to say it was my creepiest interaction with AI.

[USF Cougars @USFCougars_]

✨ This weekend we proudly recognized the 2025 USF Athletics Hall of Fame class — honoring their legacy, impact, and the lasting mark they’ve left on USF!

Congrats to Jeff Nelson, Mason Phillips, Luke Papilion, Laura Wenande, and the 2016 Football Team!

#CooFalls | #CooPride

[trash jones @jzux]

ice cream trucks are great but in the winter we need a SOUP TRUCK. do they even understand how much money I’d spend if there was a truck rolling through my neighborhood every day doling out piping hot soup

[I M A N I @prettygirll4L]

"I'm just blunt." No you aren't blunt. You just dont care how you talk to people because you think your opinion is more important than respect or courtesy. I hate when people think the only way to be truthful is to be blunt, harsh or rude. (1/2)

[tara @tstarzec]

the moths are back

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

please adjust the spooky dial. turn it all the way up. it is time

[tara @tstarzec]

Me: Which LOTR character am I most like?
Jesse, with zero hesitation: Gimli

[Caitlin @HelloCaitliin]

Sneak peek from a wedding I did at the end of July

[tara @tstarzec]

Guys I had just the best time today

[tara @tstarzec]

In 2020 I took the bar and had a great job, but I dreaded it anyway. Deep down I knew being a lawyer was never really for me.

This year I’m buying a house in Italy to start an international vacation rental chain. It’s been an odd road, but I can’t wait to see where it goes!

[tara @tstarzec]

I don’t expect much from my HOA but honestly it would have been nice to know that the only road to get out of the complex was blocked off due to GRENADES

[tara @tstarzec]

hahaha these are too funny

[tara @tstarzec]

No one is better at peer pressure than vacationing retirees at airport bars

[tara @tstarzec]

My neighbor woke me up this morning to tell me that they were about to tow Jesse’s jeep so I sprinted out the door in pjs with no shoes, no keys, & no plan cuz I can’t drive stick.

It wasn’t until I looked around the lot for awhile that I remembered that Jesse’s not even here.

[tara @tstarzec]

@slewis856 Yesss or in the back of your future in laws’ car ♥️ dogs are so cute when they do that

[tara @tstarzec]

Okay who had space hurricane on their bingo card

[tara @tstarzec]

@feudalism__ I want to like this because it’s funny but am concerned that liking this would come off as unnecessarily menacing

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Leia. She turned a squeaker toy into a nose flute and would like to play a few notes for you. She’s still learning so please be nice. 14/10

[Aly & AJ @alyandaj]

12.29.20