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“They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.”

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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@BilmuriTweets Absolute fucking banger. Unfortunately you’re gonna get a copyright strike from the Power Rangers for using their theme song in the breakdown.

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Abolish the refs

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@MySportsUpdate Fire ALL THE REFS

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Before a crucial 4th-down, the #Packers had a false start, but the officials said Matt LaFleur called a timeout before the penalty...

It sure does not look like he did.

Green Bay then got a TD.

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Jim Harbaugh doing his best Bubbles impression.

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What we we even doing here

[Mike Clay @MikeClayNFL]

Brock Bowers has played only 8 of the Raiders' first 19 snaps (42%).

Michael Mayer has played 10 snaps. 5 for Ian Thomas.

[Jakob Sanderson @JakobSanderson]

People always tell you that GMs know more than you

Let today be one of many reminders that this is not true

There is no hidden wisdom to the market where George Pickens goes for a 3 and Devaughn Vele goes for a 4 + 7

We would all be better at this than Mickey Loomis

[32BeatWriters @32BeatWriters]

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[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

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@Pantene hmu if you need models

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@ByeongHunAn Bhatia

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@PiatPod Just learned I’m the Eli if my friedbs!

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Bills would have won this game if I was the coach.

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Don’t confuse incompetence for conspiracy

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People want to believe the refs rig games for the chiefs but it’s not. The refs just fucking suck man

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Was getting on a plane in Minneapolis yesterday and heard a guy refer to the city of Detroit as Detroilet. Massive W for the state of Minnecolda.

[ Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦) @waitmanb]

Hi!

Holocaust historian here. Let me see if I can help. That wasn't a "weird salute." It was a Hitler salute. Because Elon is a fucking Nazi.

Hope that helps!

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Can’t believe I believed Sam Darnold was a good quarterback. Has there ever been a ginger-adjacent QB that’s good?