Taylor Stewart

[Taylor Stewart @TStew92]

Why do people stop putting money in birthday cards when you become an “adult”?? I need money more than ever now

[Taylor Stewart @TStew92]

Just walked out of my office and I’m pretty sure I passed my boss taking a nap in his Mercedes at 11am

[Taylor Stewart @TStew92]

I slept weird 3 days ago and I still can’t bend over without being in pain. I’ve never felt more like an adult in my whole life

[Taylor Stewart @TStew92]

I love driving through Kentucky because literally every car I pass has a UK sticker and I just feel at home

[Taylor Stewart @TStew92]

One woman just said @ChickfilA was nasty. The other literally gasped and said “how dare you”

[Taylor Stewart @TStew92]

Never have I ever thrown up in a hair salon with a head full of foils...oh wait

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

I have bags under my eyes and nobody to blame but myself - a memoir

[Taylor Stewart @TStew92]

With some of the outfits I’ve seen at the career fair this year I’m amazed these kids think they will get a job.

[Taylor Stewart @TStew92]

Tried sea urchin for the first time...I don’t recommend

[Taylor Stewart @TStew92]

Was really craving pop tarts but Whole Foods only has these organic whole wheat toaster pastries...needless to say, these do not hit the spot.

[Taylor Stewart @TStew92]

My hair is at that awkward length where I can’t twist my hair tie around 3 times anymore but with only twisting it 2 times it falls out. It’s a real struggle