Tsukiji

I'm a freakin' cat! Usually drunk on catnip. I live with 3 other cats (hate them!), 2 stoopid dogs and peeples!

[Tsukiji @tsukiji_cat]

Hi! What beez happening?

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

This was published today in The Scotsman, Scotland's national newspaper. Strong language. https://t.co/dPIQpgqoVn

[miranda ayres @me0wrand0]

Imagine marrying Justin Bieber and then remember he sings despacito

[miranda ayres @me0wrand0]

hope nobody forgot this actually happened https://t.co/8M8PDnANzh

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The U.S. Embassy in London issued an alert to Americans, advising them to "keep a low profile" during Trump's visit. https://t.co/04UnudbZXP

[Tsukiji @tsukiji_cat]

😂 https://t.co/J6Subdv4Cg

[Tsukiji @tsukiji_cat]

Yep. Too dumb to know how dumb he is. #NotMyPresident #NorthKorea https://t.co/EWSVJnFPxM

[Tony Schwartz @tonyschwartz]

Statement from North Korea today slamming U.S. makes clear that Trump got totally snookered and duped by Kim Jung Un. Trump gave a mass murderer worldwide legitimacy in return for nothing. North Koreans realized the easiest person to con is a narcissist. It only takes flattery.

[Tsukiji @tsukiji_cat]

😂 #Dershowitz #MarthasVineyard #NotMyPresident https://t.co/w23mdW3tZu

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

The year 2037. Civilization has been snuffed out by nuclear war. Deep inside the bowels of the earth, a reporter approaches an ancient, spectral figure. “Mr. Dershowitz, at last I’ve found you. I’d like to hear more about that summer you were shunned on Martha’s Vineyard.”

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

How’s that Art-of-the Dealy thing working for you now?
https://t.co/6F4mFFQa9z

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Cool, any comment on Waffle House hero James Shaw Jr. or has he not tweeted about you enough?
https://t.co/0zgASQWpdE

[Tsukiji @tsukiji_cat]

Wake up, lazyass! https://t.co/HBAKSdh6Sx

[Tsukiji @tsukiji_cat]

I want to scratch him! https://t.co/2nsqJjHGoy

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

TRUMP in September 2016: "The mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?"

[Ted Corcoran (RedTRaccoon) @RedTRaccoon]

Trump supporters are saying this pic is the #PhoenixRally

It's the Cleveland Cavaliers victory parade

#fakenews

https://t.co/KqOU6awMOZ

[David Catanese @davecatanese]

It's not capacity.

[David Fahrenthold @Fahrenthold]

17 charities have now cancelled events at Mar-a-Lago. The latest (#15 below) cancelled its gala during @realdonaldtrump's speech last nite.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Trump appears to be extremely agitated about his crowd size in Phoenix.

It'd be shame if everyone retweeted to show his actual crowd size.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

This is the 3rd day in a row Trump's Gallup approval is at 36%.

The last time he hit 40% or above was July 11. https://t.co/dSiGEeLci7

[Tsukiji @tsukiji_cat]

Hahahahaha! https://t.co/67KmnGWgP0

[Tsukiji @tsukiji_cat]

International embarrASSment https://t.co/mGQIcLWtZy

[Evan Smith @evanasmith]

😱

[Tsukiji @tsukiji_cat]

Hahahaha! https://t.co/LUpnBf2yTO

[Laughing Squid @LaughingSquid]

A Tiny Bassett Hound Puppy Falls Over Backwards While Trying to Jump Onto the Sofa https://t.co/fw4QZbhnYF