Tsuki's (T)Solveables!

follow for (semi) weekly seal-related homework problems! yay!
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[Tsuki's (T)Solveables! @tsukissolvables]

WELCOME TO TSUKI'S (T) SOLVEABLES!!
we do silly mind exorcises like school! but actually fun! AND WITH SEALS!!

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THANK YOU AND HAVE FUN!

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[Tsuki's (T)Solveables! @tsukissolvables]

@tung_tunggod 2924

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@tung_tunggod i keep calling my doctor because my poop is brown and not riddled with worms like it used to be before the doc gave me those damned pills

[Tsuki's (T)Solveables! @tsukissolvables]

1+1=?

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apples or burgers or seals or apples

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@tung_tunggod

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niko

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i’m gonna hurt you. mr fibsh.

[Tsuki's (T)Solveables! @tsukissolvables]

HRELP!!!! HELPEEEE!!!!!!

[Myths and Stories @myths_and_stori]

Q: what is "red mode?"
A: documentation on the phenomenon is surprisingly scarse... from what we presently understand, red mode occurs when the sealnar is very angry, and its skin turns red and it starts wreaking havoc of all sorts.

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Q: is it contagious?
A: our understanding at present is that "red mode" cannot be spread to humans, primates, or most household pets. however, those with pet ferrets, foxes, or binturongs are advised to keep their pets indoors while the sealnar is on the loose.

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Q: what can i do to protect myself?
A: little to nothing. once a sealnar goes "red mode," it is virtually unstoppable. though the majority of sealnars are quite mild-mannered, even in "red mode," there have been cases reported of sealnars chomping through steel, brick, and even coal.

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Q: have you ever gone red mode?
A: no. i am not a sealnar so i have never gone "red mode."

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Q: okay, but if you did... what would you do?
A: i'd probably explode.

(from ig @ mochi_seall)

[Tsuki's (T)Solveables! @tsukissolvables]

not many people know about um apples and bananas

[Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷 @grindgod26]

where is his milk and bedtime story. he cant sleep without his milk and bedtime story.

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@ectoentropic is this seal

[Kroshik @captainkroshik]

n o i don,t!!!!!!!!!!! stop Lieing.!

[Tsuki's (T)Solveables! @tsukissolvables]

now its voiced! by me! burger. Mod.w

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"no dud. no like yo can stp on m. whas that on m bac? what are you like. even talkign about. dud.... shur uo!"

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"no dud. no like yo can stp on m. whas that on m bac? what are you like. even talkign about. dud.... shur uo!"

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baikal seal i love you but um. i have important things to attend to.

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@tung_tunggod dude i know this is unrelated. but i really need your help right now

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ouuuuuughhhhh rub my belllaaay

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i’m so fucking hungry