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[ⓢⓣⓔⓥⓔⓝ 🌊 @tsunami__7]

@Lindor12BC @Mets Thanks for taking the time today to make my kids day

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

I'd like to think that when Betty White arrived in Heaven she asked, "So is this Heaven?" and Bea Arthur told her, "No, it's Hell with better lighting, Rose"

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

People Magazine killed Betty White.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Ticketmaster be like:

Concert ticket: $40
Venue fee: 21.32
Access fee $18.32
Paperless transmission fee: $12.03
Fee Fee: $8.84
Fi Fo Fum: $3.43
Cuz We Can Fee: $2.01
Might as well fee: $1.89
WTF you gonna do nigga, not go? fee: $1.38
Another dollar won’t hurt nobody fee: $1.00

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

While there are details to be worked out and the numbers could change, star right-hander Max Scherzer and the New York Mets are finalizing a deal expected to be in the three-year, $130 million deal range, sources familiar with the situation tell ESPN. @JonHeyman was on the news.

[Cleo's Mom a.k.a. PamNTexas @PamalaDalrympl2]

Agreeing with KISS Gene Simmons was not on my 2021's Crazy Bingo Card.

[ⓢⓣⓔⓥⓔⓝ 🌊 @tsunami__7]

"How many!?" #Jets #AllGasNoBrakes #ZachWilson

[ScottW @jswtreeman]

People settled in front of their TV’s waiting to see Joe Biden resign on #ReinstatementDay

[ᗰIKᗴY "Tᕼᗴ ᑭᕼIᒪOᔕOᑭᕼᗴᖇ" @MJgas7269]

Found this on Reddit! Too funny! #Isles #LGI #NYSaints

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

When I heard Kid Rock made a homophobic comment, I got so mad I drove 12 hours to my parents house, went in the attic, found Kid Rock’s latest cassette, and threw it out.

[Mollie Walker @MollieeWalkerr]

#Isles captain Anders Lee back in his office in front of the net

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jacob deGrom has more RBI this season (2) than earned runs allowed (1).

Like it's Little League.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Career-high 15 strikeouts for Jacob deGrom ♨️

He has 50 strikeouts in his first four starts this season, the most in MLB history 🤯

(via @Mets)

[New York Mets @Mets]

Hey @Rockies, so how do we do this? You have a Zamboni or something?! ❄️

[Island Gem 🇦🇼 @diaruba74]

My problem is that I always have really amazing bad ideas.

[patrick @Patrickposting]

i ordered 6 bananas and the instacart guy brought 6 BUNCHES of bananas so now my apartment looks like fuckin donkey kong country

[jenntrify @_jennatural]

DJ Khalid really brags about not eating his wife’s pussy like sweetie if you’re gay you coulda just said that

[ⓢⓣⓔⓥⓔⓝ 🌊 @tsunami__7]

@DrotalkSD @Walmart You sure it wasn't calcium supplements for Tatis Jr?