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Slut for grilled cheese

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I got a Bluesky account if you want to add me. I'll give out keys when I get them.

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@yhdistyminen Cuba

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Do not doubt me. Holiday season confirmed

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Mike Myers was asked if 'Austin Powers 4' will ever happen:

"Yes" 🍸

(via @Trevornoah)

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@unicouniuni3 My cat Dexter does this

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@DjsokeSpeaking Maybe but people are cattle

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@gosuprime022 You're uncultured if you're asking this

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@Wario64 Where are the Nopon???

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@handmadeLife1 Happy birthday!

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@Cubesona So cool

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@Dexerto @OCATCOfficial

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The gays are at it again

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@TexasAnCap Jellyfin's interface is dogshit by the way

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@miamibrando Grapple enemy and spin in a circle

Achievement: spin me right round

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@LorcanHedgehog Dr. Jr.

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@6uph0ric Holy shit

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I will do everything in my power to get the hantavirus

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@ProtonVPN Piss

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@yoyofakowee @0ximjosh It's against NIST guidelines

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Man, Twitter really has been pushing extreme right wing people into my For You, huh?

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@RealAlexJones Alex, you need to consider the China connection

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@hetmehtaa Boo