Crumb 🐈 🐈‍⬛ 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Xennial. Progressive. AuDHD. Here for the kitties.

[🍁philip @PhiliDips_]

Just saw a blind woman with her dog walk into a Starbucks in a Longos grocery store

"Wait, is this a Starbucks?"

"Yes"

"Damn it, I don't know why he always takes me to Starbucks!"

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Nailed it. 😂

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Replacing all framed family photos in my home with prints of this:

[Chili Dog @RobertJMolnar]

Trump becomes the first American President, ever, to surrender to an enemy after a war he personally started

worse, it his second time time after surrendering to the Taliban

[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

Unreal: the symbolism of Trump signing a surrender agreement at Versailles in which the US agrees to pay massive reparations is just too perfect.

I wouldn't be surprised if Macron weaponized Trump's complete ignorance of history and told him something like: "Mr. President, Versailles is where the most consequential deal of the 20th century was signed. Yours deserves the same stage."

Either that or Macron stumbled into the perfect historical parallel through sheer obliviousness - which, knowing him, is actually even more likely.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Trump was just asked about bombing an Iranian school, killing 120 kids. He shrugged. Said it was "a long time ago" & "mistakes are made."
It's not just him.
I asked Congress members what they're doing about one of the worst war crimes in modern US history.
Many just didn't care:

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Very much looking forward to Haberman and Swan's (or perhaps Jon Karl's?) book sometime in 2029 or early 2030 letting us know that Trump had some life threatening condition through most of his second term but the press kept it hush hush so they could maintain their access to him

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Police killed 1-year-old Kohen Wiley on the false claim his mother stole diapers. His killer is on paid leave & his ID is hidden.

Police killed 7-year-old Aiyana Jones as she slept in her living room. Her murderer Joseph Weekley walked free.

Police killed 11-year-old Tamir Rice as he played in a park. HIs murderer Timothy Loehmann walked free.

America's carceral system treats Black children like chattel because the system isn't broken—it's working exactly as intended. And that's the problem.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Perhaps his most consistent stance is that he loves handsome boys

[𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘵 @acatfromoutside]

cops will kill you, your baby, your pet, your neighbor, your family, your friends. the state will invent reasons why your, and their, annihilation was justified. abolishing police is not enough; the state will never cede their monopoly on violence willingly. wake tf up.

[Dylan @DylanTweetin]

Working class conservatives are trained to be cattle. Lapping up billionaire propaganda and voting against their own economic interests decade after decade. They’re so docile & easily manipulated by the worst people on earth it’s tragic.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

A profession where you can get away with murdering a 1-year-old baby and then be placed on paid administrative leave needs to be abolished.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

uh. i cannot emphasize enough that this eugenicist monster is targeting autistic kids—many of whom will lead perfectly normal lives—as damaged goods that should be thrown out. his psychopathy and brain damage is self-evident. he is a grave danger to all of our children.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

A weapon designed to specifically maim and kill children.

Illegal under the Geneva Conventions for numerous reasons, including being disguised as an ordinary object, and being specifically targeted against civilians.

A War Crime of the highest order.

[JoshTheProgressive @joshforprogress]

🚨BREAKING: Hacktivists have LEAKED a list of 113 high-profile elites a part of Peter Thiel's own secret society Dialog, per WIRED.

Jared Kushner, Elon Musk, Ted Cruz, Cory Booker, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Ezra Klein are among those listed.

[Erin Overbey @erinoverbey]

It should be a much bigger deal that legacy media journalists like Ezra Klein, Bret Stephens & @newyorker writer Atul Gawande are members of or attended Peter Thiel’s secret society, Dialog.

[Purrs 🏴 @NewPerspectives]

this is genuinely how rightoids view the world

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The USA has a stupid rule, unlike almost every other country, where the Police are allowed to fire on anyone they feel like.

Give the Death Penalty to every Cop who kills someone who poses no threat and it will soon stop.

Otherwise this will continue.

[i. adan @Imman_Adan]

There’s no bigger sign you’ve failed as a parent than your child breaking down at a stranger showing them love and acceptance.