u guys r all fkn nuts

the abyss go crazy

[u guys r all fkn nuts @tt400_]

“can we get more sound in the monitors before we go any further”

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[S🎞️ @cinephilishh]

when i read a 1 star review of a movie/book i gave 5 stars and they kinda have a point

[u guys r all fkn nuts @tt400_]

“….it’s making me think things I don’t kno”

[onion ring @oniunring]

2 beers in and i start giving credit where its due

[Melissa @mellyc620]

If the internet is forever, then where are my MySpace pics?

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

sitting down to eat a kiwi and looking up “kiwi benefits” on google images

[serpy @chefmaeda]

Lowkey we should have fun with our best friends forever

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Bro the economy used to be so decent ppl thought u might be gay if u had a roommate

[☨ @111annett]

i usually start exploring the abyss around 7pm

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

i hope the trees know i notice them

[Alexander NikPRIShin @pwiscila]

The key to happiness is a great dinner with someone you love and the subsequent after-dinner walk

[u guys r all fkn nuts @tt400_]

“they have a trap artist in the works” 👏👏

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3am

[Zara @zara_ix]

my future husband is probably fighting for his life hitting an insane bicep workout rn

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

that 40 min walk to nowhere particular will save your life

[u guys r all fkn nuts @tt400_]

“i went to the mall. ready to buy”

[u guys r all fkn nuts @tt400_]

i don’t expect you to understand this, but i forgot ab dry cleaning

[trish @ultragloss]

picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown

[♡ @latoxicuh]

a sloppy makeout sesh would hit rn