hoe•ja cat

𝓗𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓱 • thick fil a / 23 • ☀️ 🌙 virgo • 🐱 🪐 🌌

[ry @literyture]

When people tell me that they want to get back into reading but can’t seem to find THAT BOOK, I have some go-to recs based on what made them love reading in the first place

— here are 56 of them 🧵

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

Johnny Bravo aint even have a plot.. just everyday “where da hoes at”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Almisehal Thank you for the blessing, but I’m ok with going to hell, if that is indeed my destination, since the vast majority of all humans ever born will be there.

[hoe•ja cat @ttdheart]

My panda, my choice

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"If potatoes don't have seeds, then how do you grow them"

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Twite like a tiger

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My 7th graders: "The whole 'I need a Hero' scene. Dude Shrek 2 was awesome."

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Whoever designed Microsoft Excel must’ve been smoking so little weed

[hoe•ja cat @ttdheart]

If there was anything to make me believe avril lavigne is a clone, it was that pure struggle to read

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Taxes hit 😈

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My student hit em with the "I got new glasses but I still can't see where I asked for your opinion"

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That's it. I'm getting a snake

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Dude I love painting I'm boutta be van gogh

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Boyfriend drank a bug out of my glass of wine so I wouldn't have to drink it

[miss kiss @richn0duh]

things to remember that helped me become almost obnoxiously confident: a very positive thread

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I wanna change my snap user but she kind of iconic at this point

[hoe•ja cat @ttdheart]

Lesson of the day: setting your phone in airplane mode is so refreshing.
Set boundaries for when people can reach you & use your time.