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[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

I’m a slut for a crab Rangoon

[B @___bmh]

meech and terry daddy:

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Men sexually desiring you is not a compliment.

[ADESEGUN🙌🥶🎉 @calllmeelee]

compliments about your appearance are nice‚ but when somebody compliments you as a person, the way you think‚ your laugh‚ your personality‚ how genuine your heart is‚ that hits different.

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Please use a condom on Valentines Day. I hate Scorpios.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Every dog at a bar is a tiny celebrity

[Jevon Morris @Jevy_J]

Someone just pulled out from church and cut me off... they goin to hell 😭

[Jevon Morris @Jevy_J]

Me: I can’t wait to watch Russ cook tommorrow

Teagan: what is he cooking?

[✨𝑫𝑨𝑬 🪩 @daezsanryo_]

I can’t believe a whole generation ain’t know who Fleetwood Mac was until that Tik Tok went viral...WHO ARE YALL PARENTS?!

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

In public coughing is like the new shitting ur pants

[Misocrates 🧐 @sugarplum_m]

Currently laying in bed crying bc this dog donated his blood to save another pup and he looks so happy i- 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

i don’t use a wallet i carry a SINGLE LOOSE DEBIT CARD that i misplace once a day which just adds to my overall lack of control over everything in my life

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

12 year old me pretending to be asleep with my DS under the pillow

[Cilla @cillahope_]

Bottomless brunch is the new clubbing

[Scott “Scooter” Braun @scooterbraun]

This made me super happy. Congrats to @justinbieber @haileybieber for raising so much tonight with all these amazing artists for those in need. Thank you to @shaunanep and the team for stepping up for a great cause. #neversaynever. He also did baby, sorry, and love yourself 😳.