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[dom @mizzaclizza]

i like twitter bc it doesn’t give u girls he’s slept w in ur suggestions

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Me when i catch myself doing some loser shit:

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I’m so glad this is a universal experience cause wtf everyone be on 😭

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[fati ᥫ᭡ @bbygfatz]

honestly if u look past the fact that im fucked in the head im really a lovable woman

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[miia @miiagarro]

thank god i'm self centered instead of male centered

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

If I ever did you dirty you worked hard for that

[blonde. ✝️🏳️‍🌈 @r4ramadannn]

the concept of a vagina having to “heal” after sexual intercourse.

[s ꩜ @dustbnuy]

mom, dad, this is the guy i exchange reels with

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

And suddenly the man leaving for work at 5 am is nolonger your Dad...it's you.

[wire mother @poisonjr]

not the birth controli

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

I think showing your man how crazy you get from time to time is healthy.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

When you are just born and life is already bothering you 😂

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

i think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage fr

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

i barely go on instagram cause everybody’s life just seems too perfect. i come on here cause y’all are lunatics

[Libriscent @libriscent]

And for the lady, perhaps ONE SINGLE MOMENT OF GOD DAMNED PEACE

[Ị gbara aka bịa ịlụ m? @_SLYTAUREAN]

Korean shows really do have original, fun storylines, coz wym a therapist is a serial killer who specializes in killing people that traumatized his patients 😭😭😭

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?