*You’re in Birmingham and your parents are driving you to school in the morning. You turn on the radio*
*Rick & Bubbas in the hoouusee*
(Rick & Bubba, Rick & Bubba)
Pass the gravy please
(Rick & Bubba, Rick & Bubba)
A patient just shouted at me and called me a f***ing chinese c*nt. Work colleagues were quick to defend & rally behind me but man, it was sad. So I went home. Stared at the ceiling for 10 mins. Took a shower, sent this tweet & prepared for another day of work tom.
All these sorority girls posting abt “I’m so old, look at my little, etc.”
One truly doesn’t know old until you’re out of college and paying for all the sins of undergrad
For whatever reason, I continuously find myself stuck on Facebook watching Paula Deen’s cooking videos. She just made grape salad. Should I watch her make asparagus sandwiches next? Will any of this be on my last undergrad final tomorrow? Lord, please rescue us from quarantine.