The King

Non-Playable Character

[☔ @Whotfismick]

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood

[jynx @jynxbby]

i hope no man out here saying i was crazy over him cause i’m just crazy in general. never over no man

[The King @ttrinititty]

@redbull please don’t get rid of the watermelon sugar free red bulls…i literally won’t buy from you again if you do

[The King @ttrinititty]

I’m starting to question the Hispanics in my life cause why is there pineapple in my carrot cake??? Am I missing something?

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

some people are natural criers. they cry when excited, they cry in grief, they cry in laughter, they cry in rage, they literally cry at any slight emotional experience or state. this is how their bodies process experiences in real time. and that’s okay

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i feel like drinking bleach every time i see anything about one direction life was so simple and now i live paycheck to paycheck

[The King @ttrinititty]

This week I’ve learned you have the right to remain silent because anything you say or do WILL be used against you, and it’s not always in the court of law

[coll @colliscool]

a 5sos concert would revive me

[The King @ttrinititty]

Why is my best friend not a night owl?? I need someone to talk shit with 🙄

[The King @ttrinititty]

Wish I saved more money to go back to Universal…I want to see men in masks 😔

[The King @ttrinititty]

Imagine buying a whole bag a chip and bringing them home just to find out they’re stale….im at my wits end

[thomas ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @ThomasBeautyy]

no one is more IN THE WAY than a white woman at Target

[elle @postcardsbyelle]

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

[sav🫧 @euphoricshame]

I would do anything to go back to the 5sos show 2023

[The King @ttrinititty]

Changing my underwear 5x a day because I’m always wet…FROM SWEATING SO FUCKING MUCH

[The King @ttrinititty]

@davelice I knew this would get your attention

[The King @ttrinititty]

No one is texting me back what if I kill my self