TTRPG

This is the livetweet feed for our tabletop roleplaying group. Currently plays on Thursday evenings.

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Casualties from trying to open a door: two shoes and a pant leg. /@gentristar

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"Your popcorn was actually holy popcorn THE WHOLE TIME!" /@AWildBilly

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"Unlike the wall, he can dodge." /@AWildBilly

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Sprhrinbro: space + rhino + bro. Relevant. /@AWildBilly

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"everyone is going to think we're high on something"
"Skittles" /@unicornus_rex

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"I just want to watch this door turn into a waffle and then see a toaster come flying through it!" @AWildBilly /@unicornus_rex

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"I've never ridden a rescue. Are they tame?" @JamesGecko /@unicornus_rex

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The party escapes through a delicious waffle door! /@unicornus_rex

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"we will bust through the waffle wall to freedom!!" /@unicornus_rex

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"He's still a hot blooded minotaur man! He can visualize what he wants!" /@unicornus_rex

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"It's breakfast time!" @JamesGeccko's new catchphrase. /@gentristar

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I just attacked the darkness. With magic missile. And I got a 4. /@gentristar

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H4NK the aggressive toaster: http://t.co/FPCBR4qU9c /@gentristar

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Now @JamesGecko is transforming a black hole into waffles. /@gentristar

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Now the toaster is named "H47K", pronounced "HANK" /@gentristar

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But I can't ride a toaster into battle! @JamesGecko /@gentristar

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"Can we use Truett Cathy as a weapon?" - @unicornus_rex /@AWildBilly

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Spaples = Space Staples. /@unicornus_rex

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DM: "Have you guys decided what to do yet?" "No, we've been taking about Snuggies and buttholes." /@AWildBilly

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How to speak Underworld - use lots of air quotes. /@unicornus_rex