The housekeeper, Sheila, is getting married on friday she has never been married before and has found the love of her life at age 62. They threw her a surprise bridal shower and she instantly walked into the room in tears. No one has ever thrown her a party before & she was so excited to tell her friends. Now they are trying to raise money to send her to her honeymoon.🥹
A woman hears a knock. When she opens the door, a man asks, “Do you have a vagina?”
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning, the same man knocks and asks the same question. She slams the door again.
That night, when her husband gets home, she tells him what happened.
In a loving voice, he says, “Honey, I’m taking tomorrow off to be home in case this guy shows up again.”
The next morning they hear a knock and both run to the door. The husband whispers, “Honey, I’ll hide behind the door and listen. If it’s the same guy, answer yes. I want to see where the bastard is going with this.”
She nods and opens the door.
Sure enough, the same man is there and asks, “Do you have a vagina?”
“Yes, I do,” she says.
The man replies, “Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?”
“Bethuna kulahleke umntwana lona ulapha una 2 years uMntwana uhlala no Makhuku wakhe ngowase Bizana eNdlovu kwa Ngutyana if u Around e Ndlovu eMbileni please xa nimbona nitsho bethuna 0633158222”
Please help us find this little innocent girl 🙏😭
WATCH | A six-year-old girl in Mandela Park, Mthatha, has been found caring for her grandmother, her mentally ill mother and her two-year-old sibling. Full report available on the SABC News YouTube channel.
Humanity 😭❤️
So this mum posts about her son Levi who has been fighting leukaemia and is always in the hospital.
But this time, this year he will be celebrating his birthday at home but sadly doesn't have any friends cos he is always in d hospital.
Now she posts and asks if people can just drive by and say hello and happy birthday to her son between 2 and 3pm and this was how people showed up for her.
Thank you so much to the Wits Choir for making Dr Doctor Khumalo’s visit to @AneleAndTheClub that much more special 🥳🥳🥳
An honorary doctorate recipient in the house yall