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[kb @ktlnbun]

@sydneyleahhx @chrissyteigen Or literally 95% of all food

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Me, when anyone mentions Gene Simmons:

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It's not a SNIPER it's a guy WITH a sniper rifle

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HA HA HA HA ABATTOIR

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Even the genie knows how to get down

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I can not walk a sober line

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I am stombbly/wobbly dreams drunk tonite.

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Although, everything is free, when you are as #charmingasme.

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Today was a 4 out of 10

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I'm obsessed with my own ig

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You say stuff in texts that I can't imagine you saying irl.

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Got off work, and my house smells like either gasoline or motor oil. Gonna ignore til I figure out which one. #whocares

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#Rocking out tonite with my bro, some #pinball, and #KISS. Since I've hears it's not a crime to be good to yourself.

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I swear I was #hacked!

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Just me and My girl who i am not Intimate with! we are friends only and not fuck!

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Reconnecting with Long lost bros!! ☺️😀👥

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@HelloInsanityy @ktlnbun u are blowing my mind lmao haha! Do you listen to Gangsta boo?

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What's a Gemini's favorite car?
Ha a Ge-MINI COOPER
Get it¿¿
#astro #astrology #joke #comedian #standupcomic #imacomic #pdx #portlandcomedy

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@realDonaldTrump HA HA ha