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freeze me in a science tube and shoot me to mars.

[“Sports fan Mark Kremer” @mark_kremer]

MALALA IS AT THE EAGLES GAME?!??!?

[ttum @ttumvart]

@YourDadsBFF L take

[ttum @ttumvart]

@UnderdogNBA @ShamsCharania Bro how many guards to the bulls need lol

[agartha christie @samoyed_online]

yep boss, the promo video is going great. got the twitching humanoid robot strung up on a meat hook and flickering lights. they’ll love it

[ttum @ttumvart]

Seriously, if anyone finds those @MountainDew hard Baja Blasts please tell me where. I’ve been looking everywhere. It’s all I can think about.

[ttum @ttumvart]

I block accounts every day and still open this app at 9AM to videos of people getting stabbed and shot.

[ttum @ttumvart]

@ImVelm Just a heads up.. concacaf doesn’t all smoking cigarettes.

[Secret Base @secretbase]

Dorktown: Jerry Jones' Dallas Cowboys!

[Secret Base @secretbase]

Dorktown: Dallas Cowboys!

[Philadelphia Union @PhilaUnion]

With the 53rd overall pick in the 2024 @MLS #SuperDraft, we select Stas Korzeniowski from the University of Pennsylvania.

#DOOP | @PennMSoccer

[The Lower Tiers @LowerTiers]

Notts County conceded these three goals tonight 😭

Never seen anything like it

[ttum @ttumvart]

You think if they actually prove this ufo stuff is real we can take a few days off work? Man I hope so

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Welcome, Messi. Let’s get it @mls @PhilaUnion

[Philadelphia Union @PhilaUnion]

Always love seeing your support everywhere we go 💙💛

#DOOP

[Tristan @TristanGHill]

LMAOO

[ttum @ttumvart]

I clicked on one fight video and now ive seen like 5 cctv videos of ppl dying on my tl posted from accounts named like “Shocking Videos”.

Like chill tf out

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

DOG ON THE PITCH

(via @FOXSoccer)

[ttum @ttumvart]

@Justinleamy 😂😂😂 great minds think alike

[ttum @ttumvart]

@YourDadsBFF Sui? Or Sui?

[ttum @ttumvart]

Brazil’s B team is better than 95% of the competition. Ffs

[Brasil Football 🇧🇷 @BrasilEdition]

🚨Globo:

The probable XI to face Cameroon.