Tristan Tymo

[Aaren @Aaren98]

Seeing your boss in public after you called in sick:

[dylan griffing @GriffingDylan]

My girlfriend (who doesn’t watch hockey) guesses player names

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Does doctor patient confidentiality go both ways? Like what if my doctor tells me he killed a guy

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

it’s so fucked up that i went into this pandemic 24 (young, spry, hopeful) and now im 26 (old, brittle boned, writing my last will and testament)

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

On top of everything else going wrong in my life the monkey I follow on TikTok just died

[Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox]

@Harleeyy3

[Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox]

When you set a 5 beer limit for the night and pass it by 7:30. @Harleeyy3

[Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox]

I heard on the radio today that YEG is making it legal to drink in public parks and I honestly didn’t even know that it wasn’t.

[Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox]

@sharbycampbell @jkenney I just spit out my coffee

[Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox]

@deesunshineeee Hahahah I just laughed out loud at this holy fuck. I felt that 😂😂😂

[Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox]

This 3rd lockdown has reminded me yet again that my career of choice would be stay at home mom, but without the kids.

[sila puhl @c_lapuhl]

your 20s are for freaking out

[Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox]

@Harleeyy3 So many people can’t be right, if someone else isn’t wrong. 😅

[Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox]

@Harleeyy3 Ya totally agree. Those annoying brats

[Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox]

@Harleeyy3 Oh Harley you’re an absolute hoot

[Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox]

Why is it so hard to spell shitzu.

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

we as a society have yet to experience WAP in a club context...it may be too powerful...

[𝕁𝕠𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟🌿 @jsukup15]

Grandma said there was a nice young guy working on the combine out in our shop. I walked in and this guy is pry in his 50s. Today we learned grandma and I have very different opinions of young