☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️

Former NYer in Canada Holder of many unpopular opinions

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@notsoscarysheri I bought a bottle of vodka last summer. There’s a little over half still in the freezer. Guess I’ve got this summer covered.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@mortalenema I had one here. He moved out to WinterPeg so that he could afford to live.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

Call this sexist all you like.

What does one say to the mechanic that sells their wife a $36 spark plug?
Not $36 for labour to install said spark plug. $36 for one spark plug. Now, before you say “what is it? Made of gold?” It very well could be. A small part. Just the tip 🖕

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@amarakaplan FUCK!

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

That fuck dead yet?

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@mortalenema Even by Canadian standards that’s steep. I’m incensed to be honest. Not gonna do anything because what is there to do but just take it?

Bet your ass that’s the last time we go to his shop. He never did really make it right with my truck when he changed the brain. ✅engine 💡on.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

Does anybody remember Joe Cartoon?
Frog in a blender?
Gerbil in a microwave?

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@hthieblot Zeropaid used to help us all navigate the P2P landscape of trading music and files via Napster and all of its various clones.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@PlantRobinson In those early days, I was a security guard in a silverware factory. Every time that I passed through their online sales dept. I put every running computer’s browser on BDSM dot com for the day shift to walk into. 😈

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@mushroomJenja But we needed the antifreeze for when we would spend the majority of the night face down in a snowy field with our pants around our ankles after an attempt at writing our name in the snow goes horribly wrong!

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

Babe just got her Ford Taurus back from the mechanic and she said she’s taking me to Sonic!

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@Terrilltf It might be the first entity that I’ve had a desire to hug in many years.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@StonerDad @ColdAzzIsis89 @vizurantvis I love having inexpensive fresh salads for summer!
We usually have excellent luck with anybody’s mesclun seed.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@ColdAzzIsis89 Nice pots!
Last time I went to the nursery I spent $160 on edible flower starts for work and more packs of mesclun seeds. Now what I need are chefs to buy the flowers so they pay for themselves!
Sold 350 violas today!

[Breakfast Television @breakfasttv]

Good Tuesday morning, BT fam! ☀️

Any exciting plans today? We've got picnic eats and PUPPIES (!!!) on this morning's show🐶🧺

Don't miss a minute, and as always, thanks for waking up with us! 📺

https://t.co/FYw5G036O7

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@breakfasttv Headed up to Uxbridge here, to grow edible flowers at

https://t.co/X6jare6CzW

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

As the AI entertainer debate continues, a truly brilliant person would create their own avatar while still alive and let that fucker go to work for them.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@mouse_math One would think an omnipotent deity would want for nothing

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@DocAtCDI Gaseous

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf ☮️ @tualgorithm]

@ColdAzzIsis89 Very much welcome. Local nursery was selling lettuce bowls for $20 each!

Saturday’s salad even featured some edible marigolds and violas. 😁