☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️

Former NYer in Canada Holder of many unpopular opinions

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@ComRedSoda And that didn’t even take into account your use of the word y’all.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@ComRedSoda That sounds very “southern”, like salt on watermelon. From the land of the perpetually sweaty.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@mortalenema I had definitely been taking too much for granted. This year taught me that I need to start being more vigilant about mulch, defoliation, and air flow. Leaving last year’s plants standing throughout the winter was a big mistake as well. Fed the blight.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

This being #harvestseason you can bet your ass that I’m stoned off my ass on some excellent fresh weed if you’re seeing me online.

Say fucking hi asshole!

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@mortalenema America does seem to like those southern Democrats.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

Hey America!

It really shouldn’t be this difficult to find a decent candidate capable of defeating the current administration.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@mortalenema That blight is pissing me off!
Gonna be a slim year.

On the positive side, I’m getting orders for edible flowers that I’m not sure I can grow! There’s no longer room for cannabis in the basement because edible flowers pay$

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@grannysidney Neighbour from a few houses to the west always walks his dog past and we talk. Last week he said, “I think you got a skunk back there! Be careful!”. Nice old guy! I said I’d keep an eye out for it. He’s 88.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

Then! Not done yet! He had a transmission dropped onto his eye! I’ve never seen someone with a bigger black eye in my life! It didn’t look real. Like he should be dead!

Dude’s still alive.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

In my younger days I had this friend, Bill. Bill had the worst or best luck depending on your perspective, I guess. I mean, he’s still alive. He once fell from 6 stories onto his face and lived. Rode a wheelie on his motorcycle, right into someone’s house when the throttle stuck.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@mariana057 A friend once fell the 5 or 6 stories from the level where the cinemas are and lived after slipping while attempting to balance on the hand rail.
In a piece of epic poor taste the mall celebrates this event annually with #FallAtTheMall

https://t.co/xsJlt4BzoE

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@mariana057 In Syracuse, NY they had Carousel Mall with an enormous carousel in the food court for just this purpose.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@mushroomJenja Sorry. I know that’s TMI but what a coincidence.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@PlantRobinson That’s pizza… soup.
Similar to French onion. They should float some bread on top. Then set it on fire.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@sadgirlcassi Nobody has made the “fuck the snot outta ya!” joke, yet? Twitter is never coming back.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@lanechanged First target? All those billionaire bolt hole #trollhoards scattered throughout the Hawaiian Islands, and vast expanses of Montana, North, and South Dakota. Just pop em open and share the ill gotten treasures within. Mostly beans and bottled water but…🤷‍♂️

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@CohibaSmkr My grandfather, born in 1900, espoused this belief from my earliest memories of him. It may have been him that put the initial doubts into Catholic school boy Fred’s head in his youth. Dad’s death at 13 put the final nail in that coffin. So to speak.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@PlantRobinson I do wish that I could grow my own coffee.

[☮️ Fred Freaky Farmer Duarf esq.☮️ @tualgorithm]

@CrustPunk161 I really miss mine. When it came to developing a habit, mine was a little odd. I had this rule about not spending my own money. O.P.M. we called it.
1. Find 5 people willing to fork over $200/ 🎱
2. Find someone willing to sell Ounce @ $800
3. Profit $200 + 3 🎱
It was good.