🍿Nick 🇺🇸

Jesus is King I TESLA mY x2 l FSDBeta l Reject Passivity - Accept Responsibility - Lead Courageously - Expect Gods reward 🇺🇸

[🍿Nick 🇺🇸 @Tucci2000]

@DirtyTesLa Okay fine. You got me.

https://t.co/DoJwLn7Ol0

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: FBI records confirm that a Butler County Sheriff’s deputy exchanged two emails with Thomas Matthew Crooks prior to the July 13, 2024, assassination attempt on Donald Trump in Butler, PA, per FOIA request.

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

JP MORGAN HAS RAISED IT’S TESLA PRICE TRAGET TO $475 FROM $145

THIS IS AFTER THE BANK WAS CHOSEN BY ELON MUSK TO BE PART OF THE SPACX AND EARN 100’S OF MILLIONS IN FEES

I HOPE PEOPLE CAN SEE THRU THIS BS

$TSLA

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸The Senate just killed the SAVE Act, 48-50.

Voter ID and proof of citizenship, supported by over 80% of Americans, dead.

Four Republicans voted no: Tillis, Murkowski, McConnell, Collins.

The uniparty showed its face today...

[TheSonOfWalkley @TheSonOfWalkley]

BREAKING: JPMORGAN INCREASES $TSLA PRICE TARGET TO $475 (FROM $145) 👀

Massive upgrade !

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Vote them out

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX IPO info

[Ming @tslaming]

GOOD NEWS 🚨 JPMorgan Chase has upgraded $TSLA rating from Underweight to Neutral and raised its price target from $145 to $475, a massive 227.59% increase 🔥

Three major factors drive this rationale:

🤖 AI & Autonomy Shift — JPMorgan finally stopped valuing Tesla purely as a traditional car manufacturer, shifting their models to account for massive future software value from FSD, the Robotaxi platform, and robotics.

📈 Market Reality Check — With the stock trading massively above their old $145 target, maintaining a deep "Underweight" rating became completely disconnected from institutional fund flows and the market's actual momentum.

🤝 Burying the Hatchet — After dropping their long-running $162 million legal dispute and repairing corporate banking ties with Elon Musk, the bank's research arm shifted to a much more objective, less hostile outlook.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Time to get election results:

🇧🇷 Brazil: 2 hours (124M ballots)
🇫🇷 France: 4 hours (34M ballots)
🇮🇳 India: 24 hours (640M ballots)
🇩🇪 Germany: 8 hours (51M ballots)
🇦🇷 Argentina: 6 hours (25M ballots)
🇺🇸 California: 37 DAYS (10M ballots)

[Herbert Ong @herbertong]

🚨 Tesla has expanded its unsupervised Robotaxi service area in Austin again! 👀

$TSLA

[James Stephenson @ICannot_Enough]

@JoeTegtmeyer For those who missed yesterday’s news:

[Amy @Amy787]

It’s all happening. . .

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 A retired Air Force Maj. Gen. ex-head of Wright-Patterson’s Research Lab, tied to classified UFO program, had dinner with U.S. Space Force members and an unidentified woman the night before he vanished.

That's suss as hell!

[Tesla Yoda @teslayoda]

❤️‍🔥Tesla expands hiring of AI Safety Operators to 32 cities.

Probably nothing.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road.

His sign reads:

1 for $3
3 for $10

A young man stops and buys one watermelon.

“That’ll be $3,” says the old man.

The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third.

After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away.

Then he turns back, grinning proudly.

“Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.”

The old man smiles and shakes his head.

“Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.”

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

$109,990 Tesla Model S Plaid vs $640,000 Ferrari Luce EV

[TheSonOfWalkley @TheSonOfWalkley]

@theallinpod @wholemars 👀

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Just filled my tank. In Texas, gas is $3.99 a gallon.

Hey Gavin—the problem isn’t Chevron, it’s California’s stupid energy policies….

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸🇮🇱 Israeli citizen Ori Solomon, 55 years old, who was arrested last year for running an illegal biolab in Las Vegas containing dangerous pathogens including HIV, malaria, and tuberculosis, has had all federal charges against him dismissed.

He is now free to return to Israel.

This was one of the wildest stories of the year...an unlicensed lab in a U.S. city handling serious biological agents.

The quiet dismissal of all charges raises a lot of eyebrows, but are we really surprised?

Source: @KTNV