Tucker Jones

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

If a girl is tall she’s gotta be skinny right? There’s too much mass in one place otherwise

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

I’ll never be better from you,
Just different

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

If a girl is tall she’s gotta be skinny right? There’s too much mass in one place otherwise

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

Had a true ghost poop yesterday, no smell no noise no need to wipe. Been thinking about it a lot

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

Got told I was a good kisser last night, looks like I’m set on compliments for the year

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

Been two weeks on this new supplement and it does more than cure ED

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

Crazy I’m just walking around having a normal day and no one knows I’m holding in a big ole dookie

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

It’s not everyday my I get to have a morning poop and this one was good

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

75 mph speed limits need to exist nationwide regardless of location. School zones included

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

The fear of a warm toilet seat haunts me

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

Tell me why there’s so many fine women driving SUVs through Indianapolis today

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

Been by myself 5 hours too long today and I’ve started yelling my thoughts

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

Recent brain development has been down but not that sex drive

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

Doing nothing at work with an office job is hard

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

Poopin on the clock right now

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

Handicap showers in hotels are not for regular cap people

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

Astrology girls are hot idc

[Andrew Morris @a_morris03]

if we’re being honest @tucjon19 could prolly get it. idk just thoughts

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

@a_morris03 This is true.

[Tucker Jones @tucjon19]

Been thinking about titties a lot.