TuckTuckGoose

[TuckTuckGoose @Tuck______]

Every person that always gave their 2 cents on my weight when I was fat, that's now bigger than I am is getting called a fat fuck. Full circle

[TuckTuckGoose @Tuck______]

@NatarshaAU @Gildersons_ Vouch

[TuckTuckGoose @Tuck______]

@sarcasm_robot @allenanalysis Not sure where you paid £1.70 per litre prior to the war but I was getting it in my area for £1.37 a litre. Regardless, the £2+ is accurate now. Fuck Trump

[TuckTuckGoose @Tuck______]

Not even just England, the rest of the world!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The British Museum strikes again.

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

I need to say some things on behalf of the United Kingdom to @realDonaldTrump

We went to war for you, we brought soldiers home in coffins for you, our soldiers bled and then you disrespect us, try to interfere with out democracy and install a far right puppet regime, You turn against your allies for Russia. You destroy our 'Special relationship' and apply tarrffs on out nation for profit just like you have with every other nation whilst destroying Americas reputation and embarrasing your whole nation.

Then you get mad because we wont suck Israel's dick with you. Fuck this guy. Fucking nonce.

There is a special place in hell for scumfucks like this.

America this story is getting boring now. Do it...

[TuckTuckGoose @Tuck______]

Watching Trump crying about not getting his own way is absolutely fucking hilarious 😂

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

People with ADHD will pour their whole heart into something, lose sleep over it, obsess for days...then wake up one morning like, “Never mind. I'm over it.”

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

men suffer in private because they know nobody cares.

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>Got cancelled by the BBC, immediately started a bigger show on Amazon
>Bought a farm and actually works it himself
>Exposed the insane government bureaucracy destroying British farmers
>Made farming "cool" for an entire generation of young men
>Hates manual labor, does it anyway

Jeremy Clarkson is such a W

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

They say roughly 2/3 of the Earth is covered by water.

New studies show the other 1/3 is covered by Christian Gonzalez. https://t.co/O1ulQq1pE7

[TuckTuckGoose @Tuck______]

J'ai la patate

[TuckTuckGoose @Tuck______]

I'll take a big Kyle Williams TD tonight! #Patriots #SuperBowl

[𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍𝙰𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 🇨🇦 @LeaveHeardAlone]

Blood cancer, pancreatic cancer, colon cancer, HPV breakthroughs all this week! All outside of the United States.

Makes you wonder if maybe the US was the fucking problem.

[Patriot Place @PatriotPlace]

CALLING ALL DRAKE MAYE AND PATRIOTS FANS‼️🗣️ We’re giving away a signed Drake Maye football and all you need to do to enter is:

1) Follow @PatriotPlace
2) Repost this post

The winner will be selected on Friday. Good luck!🏈🔥

[TuckTuckGoose @Tuck______]

Since everyone's glazing up this afro AI version of #Papaoutai (original is 100x better), I hope each and every person goes and listens to the rest of @Stromae 's music because it only gets better and better, even after 13 years of consistent listening!

[TuckTuckGoose @Tuck______]

@Bricktop_NAFO I voted leave way back when, and I'd happy rejoin, I'll admit it was a mistake

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Support for Donald Trump is no longer a left vs. right issue.

It's an IQ test.

If you support Trump, you failed.