Daniel Tucker

I am a former child.

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@DCPoliceDept Was he last seen in 4900 block of Canal Road NW or the 4700 block of Central Avenue NE? Those locations are on opposite sides of the city

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@_ModernAgePussy @kiranfatimaopal You smoking that good shit

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@AnthonyCro @CommandersRealm Putting an undersized rookie corner one on one vs a big, physical receiver - Jack Del Rio logic

[kb @karinasophia12]

Somebody said NFL concussion protocol woulda let JFK back in the parade 😭😭😭😭😭

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Photo dump of the past few weeks https://t.co/PFQun3tYAB

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@IwriteOK It's like gerrymandering erases all of those voices

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@tootblans Did he run through a stop sign or was the third base coach drunk?

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@WanderingHogan Just vote harder #sarcasm

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🐂🔥🐂🔥 @ Alexandria, Virginia https://t.co/DcS6Ro1HwX

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@grantpaulsen Unless his name is Cheeseman

[Korked Bats @korkedbats]

Rob Manfred has punished MLB fans more than he did the Astros.

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@SportsCenter Baseball writers are the most sanctimonious of sanctimonious dipshits

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@WanderingHogan What if he makes it out with 3?

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@WanderingHogan Why do you have to be so accurate?

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@WanderingHogan Your team wins more than they lose, so go cry me a river

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@WanderingHogan That's most of the manufacturers

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@diabolicalplots Neutrogena is anti-harlequin baby!

[Maryland Zebra @MarylandZebra]

Weather is in 50’s and the grass is green for eating. We outside and we’re PG Chillin Baybeee!!