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I don't drink sparkling water, if I want something light and bubbly I will drink a Coors

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Someone went way too far with the “Barbara Walters dead at 93” Tik Tok trend.

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@virabadassx3 Including me 😈

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Is @DairyQueen going to change it’s name to Dairy King now or what?

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If you're mad about people receiving forgiveness without earning it, I have some terrible news about your Jesus...

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I’m starting a new political party, the “Gas Price Is Too Damn High Party”

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@raisingcanes ability to play the worst music and the highest volume while I’m waiting for my food in the drive thru never ceases to amaze me

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@hashlet Literally the best fudge ever. Idk why it was called “chocolate nut Marlow” it’s fudge. Don’t over mix the marshmallows into the chocolate. Let me know how you like it

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@TheWhiteAsian 👏 👏 say it louder for the people in the back

[A Flower in a Vase in the Past @sadwhitegrrl]

Me trying to send messages to my workplace when Slack is down

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The wind really do be whipping down the plains today

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Do pilots wear masks in flight?

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Why can’t you buy gravy in a squeeze bottle like ketchup? Serious answers only.

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This weather rn S.L.A.P.S

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Everyone needs to watch “The Push” on Netflix… my jaw is on the floor right now.

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This man needs to pipe down. #TheBachelorette

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Honestly who owns an Android anymore?!

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Y’all that K9 Advantix commercial was a BOP

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Should I still not shower when it’s raining or have we all gotten over that lie?

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@Cale_Coffia God bless you