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I still have no idea how cryptocurrency works. I imagine it has something to do with computers.

[Tucker @tucklued]

Scrooge McDuck and Tom Nook are the bourgeoisie and we should eat them too tbh

[Tucker @tucklued]

Plants have sex via pollinators, and thats kinda fucked up tbh

[Tucker @tucklued]

@JoshySlush Season 2 drags a bit, but season 3 kicks ass

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Moderna backed down on price increases after Bernie said he would force their CEO to testify, which means now Bernie Sanders has the opportunity to do one of the funniest things of all time

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

thrilled to announce that i managed to learn nothing about the balloon

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

“All labor has dignity … it is a crime for people to live in this rich nation and receive starvation wages.”

Today is Dr. Martin Luther King Jr's birthday

[🌿Elaine Tipping🍃 is on 🦋 @TriaElf9]

God, and the way this is worded in Japanese, holy shit.

It's very VERY clear, and the tech kids who were so pumped are just stopped cold.

We need more big names to speak up seriously like this.

[LaurenWalshArt @LaurenWalshArt]

AI art isn’t theft?

Pump some Disney and Nintendo in there.

See what happens.

[Tucker @tucklued]

Losing twitter sucks. Ive spent almost a decade on here. Elon Musk is a whack ass prick. Im moving to reddit and tumblr.

[Tucker @tucklued]

Suburban garage sales are the pinnacle of commerce

[Tucker @tucklued]

@JoshySlush Movie's streaming now

[Tucker @tucklued]

Like I just now saw a tweet that was like "$100 Apex skin vs $10 Overwatch skin" and I'm like dude, you just paid $10 to play as genji with a skull face? And u wanna talk to me about responsible spending?

[Tucker @tucklued]

So Overwatch 2 is about to come out and Ive seen some wild stuff about it and I want to be on record saying if u spend +$100 on a video game in the year of our lord 2022, ur the problem.

[Tucker @tucklued]

"Transparent" implies the existence of a darker, more sinister, "Cisparent"

[Tucker @tucklued]

Sooooo I may have been approached by a very sweet very hungry kitten at work today, so long story short she needs a home. Please let me know if you'd be interested. She's insanely social, and really cuddly.

[Tucker @tucklued]

Y'all im doomscrolling like a mf rn. Im on a different plane of existence of panic

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Reminder: Democrats are trying to pass a bill to ban oil and gas companies from price gouging and every single Republican is opposing it.

[Tucker @tucklued]

"Ranch Water" is probably the worst beverage name in existence, with "Squirt" coming at a distant second.

[Tucker @tucklued]

Me: Who named it a Grapefruit? It doesnt look like a grape, and even if it did, grape is already a fruit.

Kelsea: Yeah they should've called it Orangefruit