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[Billy Krumb @ClubhouseCancer]

Let this 4-hit ballgame be considered the official beginning of Michael Busch's 2024 NL ROY campaign. 🔥 @Cubs #GoCubsGo

[The Grateful Cub @TheGratefulCub]

Here's your periodic reminder that the best hitter on the #Cubs is Michael Busch.

[U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM]

Fair winds and following seas to the Dwight D. Eisenhower Carrier Strike Group (IKE CSG) as they return home to their families.

Flying over 30,000 hours and sailing over 55,000 miles the IKE CSG demonstrated our commitment to regional stability and protected freedom of navigation throughout the Red Sea and Gulf of Aden. The IKE CSG also upheld their commitment to safety of all seafarers, rescuing mariners in distress on several occasions following unprovoked attacks on innocent mariners by Iranian-backed Houthis.

Following completion of a scheduled exercise in the Indo-Pacific, the USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN 71) Carrier Strike Group will enter the CENTCOM Area of Responsibility bringing with it capabilities that enhance CENTCOM’s ability to deter aggression, safeguard regional stability, and protect freedom of navigation in the region.

[TJO @tuckomel]

Dear @mspairport
If you close runways, perhaps you could reduce the number of flights to match capacity? Seems kinda smart!This is the 4th time in 2 weeks I've been delayed here. Children in pajamas are sleeping on your dirty dirty floors. Great job! Everyone seems really happy!

[Jim Omel @IMFjimMYELOMA]

Myeloma doesn’t mean the end of your life. We now have great treatments that allow for prolonged pfs. Trust your myeloma specialist and enjoy the rest of the life God gave you. Hello from Italy🙂

[Jim Omel @IMFjimMYELOMA]

In 1997 I had no concept of ever seeing Corinth or Athens. I told my family I had a 50/50 chance of seeing the year 2000! Thank you myeloma research for my life. All MM patients….please have confidence in your doctor and your trtmt choices. Your glass is half full…not empty!

[Landon Howell @landonhowell]

Nick Saban retires at Alabama. Cowboys lose in the playoffs.

Just a horrid week for Yankees fans.

[TJO @tuckomel]

What I love about Daylight Saving Time is there are three clocks within eyesight, showing three different times, and only one is right.

[TJO @tuckomel]

Is Kyle Schwarber the greatest .185 hitter in history?

(Hint: the answer is yes and Twitter is dying.)

[TJO @tuckomel]

@MLBTV @mlb I'm a subscriber and EVERY game is free today, yet your blackout rules still apply. Great job. Get rid of the blackout rules, smarties. You put in 15 second pitch clocks to save your sport and continue to prevent people from watching it. That's dumb.

[TJO @tuckomel]

The Venn Diagram of loud fireworks guy and loud truck guy is basically just a circle

[TJO @tuckomel]

3.5 hour flight. Seatmate has coughed 30 times in 5 minutes. Hasn't covered mouth once. Jack Daniels in left hand, scrolling Truth Social in the other. Lovely.

[GretnaEsports @EsportsGretna]

Congratulations to the Fall 2022 PlayVS League Overwatch Champions!

[GretnaEsports @EsportsGretna]

We're going to Texas for the Finals!!!! @AVGLofficial @NSeSA_esports

[GretnaEsports @EsportsGretna]

Gretna esports team to play for national championship in Overwatch 2: https://t.co/7VRjFLecxD @AVGLofficial

[Gretna Breeze @GretnaBreeze]

Gretna High School’s Overwatch 2 varsity esports team is on the verge of clinching a national championship title, solidifying their status as an American gaming powerhouse. https://t.co/HO08aeLcyP

[AVGL @AVGLofficial]

Come out and watch the Intel Inspires LAN Championship in person this weekend at 4pm on Saturday, April 29th at @EsportsStadium!

@DCHS_Esports vs @PHSEagleEsports
@NorthwoodEsport vs @SaintsGamingCA
@EsportsGretna vs Deerfield Warriors
@NorthwoodEsport vs @Redbird_Esports

[Seth Bluestein @SethBluestein]

Thanks to everyone who celebrated President’s Day with us at the @ConstitutionCtr and voted for their favorite President! President Obama won with 33 votes.

[Matt Oliver @HuskerMo78]

The Oliver wrestling blood runs deep.
3 generations of NSAA state medalists!
Grandpa Mike with a 3rd and 1st place.
Dad with a 2nd place.
Hudson with a 3rd place as a sophomore.

#nsaawrestling
#nsaawrestlingchampionships

[TJO @tuckomel]

Re-routed, only middle seats open. Need to lose five pounds by 2:30.