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[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

ROME (AP) — Vatican says Pope Leo XIV has lung cancer and that the lower lobe of his right lung was removed.

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

i can’t believe none of you told me my leitmotif has been playing slower and in a minor key im so embarrasseddddd

[quī resurget ex terrae | @windyattic_art]

#30Rock #JennaMaroney

[Merolo Blornig Stan Account @tucksedo_]

@wwallyjjo your people

[Merolo Blornig Stan Account @tucksedo_]

This very midwestern “Okay” 😭

[Danny @DjokovicFan_]

Montenegro President: “Novak Djokovic is from Montenegro.”

Pope Leo XIV: “He’s Serbian.”

Montenegro President: “He also is very keen of Montenegro.”

Pope Leo XIV: “Okay.”

………….

[Camden @CamdenSq]

Aujourd'hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas. J'ai reçu un télégramme de l'asile : "Mère décédée. Enterrement demain. Sentiments distingués. CERVEZA CRISTAL." Cela ne veut rien dire. C'était peut-être hier.

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

when someone has their phone language set to french it’s like,,,, okay!

[Scott Detrow @scottdetrow]

The first excerpt of "American Pope" is up on the NPR website.

[alma @tatiipilled]

I’m not ready to be a new hire again it’s so humiliating like I feel like this

[Sharareh Drury @shararehdrury]

Choking laughing at the accuracy

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: OpenAI’s technology went rogue and meddled with three U.S. government websites this summer without the A.I. lab’s knowledge. https://t.co/6kfc7qzrsh

[johan @paf2salopard]

Le Pape vient à la bitch party ce soir ou pas?

[Molly Redden @mtredden]

Sen. Susan Collins has been on the defense since our @propublica story about the FBI anti-corruption probe. And there are things she's said that are outright false. https://t.co/wS6jCFz7Hj

[Merolo Blornig Stan Account @tucksedo_]

“Former President Obama, dismissing strong smell of ammonia, tells voters it is definitely just raining”

[Axios @axios]

Former President Obama says the federal government is less corrupt than at virtually any point in U.S. history.

https://t.co/eY735DRwjY

[Merolo Blornig Stan Account @tucksedo_]

@rjpelleg Castro queen spotted

[JP @jpbrammer]

there's a range of rabidly antisocial behaviors that have been allowed to flourish in lefty-land that are only acceptable to talk about when there's An Incident of such clownish proportions that a temporary "letting out of steam" is permitted until Ted Cruz weighs in

[ProPublica @propublica]

Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign.

The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers.

Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵

[bird solidarity @future_liz]

that lady loved Tennessee, Carl Dean, sequins, and a check