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Wine Dad, Hufflepuff, and proud listener-to-women

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Shaving the serial numbers off my handgun because they were an odd number not ending in 5

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You couldn't make Jackass 2.5 today

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Please, I'm begging you, Google "Curacao football coach"

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@johnald42 @bornposting X-Files did this and it was just a bunch of hillbillies who fucked their mom

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@ReallyLoudFart Prolapsefellas

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@BisqueBoi Kashmurrrrr

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Does the White House have a Situationship Room

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I hope Epic Movie gets a 20th anniversary re-release next year

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Think about how good it would taste to eat a billionaire. Now multiply that by 1000. What kind of dry rub should we use

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TV's Frank everybody

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Today, for the first time in recorded history, we have tangible, documented proof that even one trillion dollars can’t buy love.

[Bitzel @BitzelYT]

elon musk should walk around in public more often. get his mind off things ,

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@WyattDuncan Boondock Saints is ground zero for chud cinema

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@MemeCopium @mygirlystuff2 If you ate it today you'd be fat by next week

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Y is ALWAYS a vowel to me

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I call him Big Yahu

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I fucking love Benjamin Netanyahu and endorse all of his actions

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[Mike Bartner @MikeBartner]

Per sources: Benjamin Netanyahu will be in Vegas tomorrow at Game 4 to watch his favorite hockey team the Knights attempt to go up 3-1.

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Can't believe it's gonna happen at a Knicks game

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I wish Donald Rumsfeld were alive so I could murder him with a dull knife

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@josiahhughes Watching the NHL finals currently so this is only the second worst thing I've seen tonight