Todd Cassel

NJ transplant to hot, dangerous desert since ‘02. If you don’t want timeline filled with, movies, TV, comics, Yankees, Steelers takes: back away fr/the Follow

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

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I had flown out of L.A. that morning and when I landed in NJ this was happening. Thanks for waiting until I departed so I wouldn’t get stuck in traffic heading to the airport, OJ!

(Not that I know LA highways well enough to know if it would have mattered)

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The last time the Knicks had a lead in the NBA Finals was June 17th, 1994.

Yes, the same day as this:

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Moist Encounters of the Third Kind

[Kristina Bolten @Kristinartz]

Ruin a movie title by replacing one word with "moist." 🎬

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Moist Fiction

[Kristina Bolten @Kristinartz]

Ruin a movie title by replacing one word with "moist." 🎬

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@ghosthoffa @phxroadrunner Your a dick and a bitch and a bitch and a dick! 🖕🖕🖕🖕

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I mean, I do hate the NBA and find it unbearable and the only times in the past 35 years that I’ve watched games was when attending live with friends & co-workers (under protest)…but if I were to be a fan I would be a fan of the last team I ever rooted for, so…Go #Knicks

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Bat-Antidotes

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Love Darts

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Love Darts

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BatExtension

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BatExtension

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Gotham City Nice Fresh Water

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@alexpardee Cardinals with mini chainsaws!

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Bob Fosse’s performance in the 1974 film The Little Prince had a massive influence on Michael Jackson.

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

This may be a Top 10 all-time MLB photo.

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@stephen_richer Reprimanded…not fired?

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

DOINK

Glove ➡️ head ➡️ homer

🎥 @MLB

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@phxroadrunner So colorful…

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Gotham City Nice Fresh Water

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The Key To The Bastille Cell Block In Which The Man In The Iron Mask was Imprisoned

The Jeweled Key Of Kaincardine

Human Key Duplicator

Hey! This episode’s about keys!!

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My ★★★ review of Remarkably Bright Creatures on @letterboxd: https://t.co/5o5UgEj18g

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The Key To The Bastille Cell Block In Which The Man In The Iron Mask was Imprisoned

The Jeweled Key Of Kaincardine

Human Key Duplicator

Hey! This episode’s about keys!!

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To Batman for Incidental Crime Expenses.

ICE?? A payoff for helping ICE? You should be ashamed, Batman.

[Zach Schonfeld @zzzzaaaacccchhh]

It finally happened. David Marchese asked Nicolas Cage the question that I've wanted to ask Nicolas Cage for seven years.

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Tell me you don’t fucking understand insurance without telling me you don’t fucking understand insurance.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Oz: We believe that 35% roughly of the people that are using the Affordable Care Act are not legit because they have never filed a claim.