Christy Scott

What a night for a dance, you know I’m a dancing machine

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

@jlb00101 @RollingStone Grow up. There enough aluminum in 1 pediarix vaccine to harm a 6 month old child. 141x the safe limit. Sure. Let’s just give him 3 before he’s 18 months old. Nothing to see here folks.

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

@rickygervais Television, smart phones, alcohol

[Rich Scott @RichNotRick]

@TheRealOJ32 OJ getting stabbed by a person whose gloves don’t fit.... guess everything really does come full circle.

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

DJ Danny’s first song to play as DJ, Gangsters Paradise

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

My five year old doesn’t even know the gold she just handed me. It’s a dick in a box. @thelonelyisland @jtimberlake #merrychristmasbaby

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

Uh oh. My daughter is obsessed with handcuffs.

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

Stuck in traffic behind a street sweeper, so of course I have to play this loud as possible

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

@felonymelanie_ Completely.

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

Do y’all remember the old school @Gap commercials? I’m miss the synchronized dances and matching sweaters.

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

After reading @humansofny latest post, I feel extremely inexperienced at 35. Tanqueray is my spirit animal.

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

If Tina Tuner was making today’s music, it would be Redbone @donaldglover

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

Idea station - Gak bed. Like a waterbed but Gak. #thinkaboutit @Nickelodeon

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

God poorly designed shins. Think about it. #somebodyhadtosayit

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

@sammorril 4 days a week

[Sofiya Alexandra @TheSofiya]

What’s your favorite part of aging getting uglier or becoming irrelevant

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

Are you even really in your 30’s if you haven’t had this song creep up in your head? Clubs going up on a Tuesday

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

Does this mean I ‘killed the game”, as the cool kids say?

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

In the wise words of Nick Miller

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

@leenewtonsays That air coming out of there tho is too spicy for summer weather

[Christy Scott @tudyloops]

@felonymelanie_ 👀 are we in the matrix?