lil tuffrey j

plumber 🪠 🔧 💩
nuchal chord attempter and survivor
8% body fat

[lil tuffrey j @tuffjeffrey]

It’s strange how intelligent people are atheist for a spell and then realize that there’s ultimately a creator of some sort, I wish I could key in on that epiphany moment. For now I’ll cap and make a badass story about it

[lil tuffrey j @tuffjeffrey]

I seen the storm come, I seen the warnings.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

I can’t be reading this right.

This has to be some knock-off Hall of Fame or something, it can’t be the actual NFL Hall of Fame.

There is not a single world whatsoever in which Bill Belichick should not be a First-Ballot Hall of Famer.

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

drake maye when he doesn't have to play in antarctica

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Patriots and Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl 49

[lil tuffrey j @tuffjeffrey]

@cocotr @joe_sewage @BarryOnHere Same thing

[lil tuffrey j @tuffjeffrey]

Robert Saleh and the Titans have been eliminated in the Wild Card Round by the Baltimore Ravens with a final score of 27-20.

Cam Ward- 30/41 comp / 352 yards / 2 TD / 2 INT

[Flaming Hot Takes @TheyAlreadyKnew]

What are your predictions?

The year is 2031, Robert Saleh and they Titans have __________

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

MARCUS JONES IS EXACTLY WHO TRAVIS HUNTER THINKS HE REALLY IS.

Jones was the first player in 45 years to score touchdowns on offense, defense, and special teams in the same #NFL season.

Marcus is one of the most underrated players in the league.
https://t.co/upOH75Oi5J

[lil tuffrey j @tuffjeffrey]

Marcus Jones the goat returner bruh

[lil tuffrey j @tuffjeffrey]

@Patriots @DKSportsbook @DrakeMaye2 I will give up everything I own for a Drake Maye signed football. I will disown my sister for it, please god.. if you’re a real one, choose me. Please God.

[Michael Hurley @michaelFhurley]

(Potential felon) Mark Sanchez would have fumbled here.

[lil tuffrey j @tuffjeffrey]

imagining a golf documentary about an impoverished farm kid who used to buy clubs at garage sales to use for smashing windows on equipment and old buildings then one day he hits a rock into a cup or some shit & that inspires his journey to pro golf, no dead aunts or anything.

[lil tuffrey j @tuffjeffrey]

I knew Crawford was going to beat Canelo, didn’t think he would do it that handily. My sheet rocking Latino friends are going to be salty asl tomorrow 😂😂

[lil tuffrey j @tuffjeffrey]

Ehhhh almost, Marcus Jones single handedly beat the Jets & Bills when we were at our most dogshit.. God bless Marcus Jones.

[Carlos A. Lopez @LosTalksPats]

All-Time Whiff…

[lil tuffrey j @tuffjeffrey]

I just fist bumped Thorbjørn Olesen while leaving hole 7 at the #3MOpen … he proceeds to hole in one hole 8! First PGA experience, first tee off and that happens, manifest destiny.

[lil tuffrey j @tuffjeffrey]

Do I offer the stranger who just parked outside my apartment a slice of the steak I just cooked or not?

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

Telling my kids this was taken at a Coldplay concert

[lil tuffrey j @tuffjeffrey]

you ain’t gotta worry bout no trust issues with me I got em too

[lil tuffrey j @tuffjeffrey]

I kind of feel for Pam Bondi fumbling the bag so bad, Trump(my mom) used to call the Attorney General(me) & say “yeah get those files ready to be released”(grab frozen hamburger to thaw) I’d say “they’re on my desk” US citizens (dad) comes home to no evidence (food) he’s pissed..

[mðråñ† @_ybmorant]

White people see a opp and be like "we've got company"