Kirby

Pink's as manly as it can be on a guy like me. ((Roleplay; not associated with Nintendo or HAL Labrotories.))

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

@GameTheoryRejct Short answer - yes.

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

@TheRarispy It's worldwide knowledge that I'm a little fucker.

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

Happy birthday to me, apparently. Big Daddy Sakurai...I dunno, pushed me out of his asshole or something on this day 23 years ago.

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

@DrumDasher ...gonna clobber that there Dedede.

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

@DrumDasher have you seen it

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

Some people ask me if I’m pink, yellow, or white.

And I just tell them, “How dare you speak to me?”

#KirbyFacts

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

My dick is absolutely MASSIVE. #KirbyFacts

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

@Nintendo_Legend I can confirm this has happened before.

They didn’t stand a chance.

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

@Jet_the_Hawk Don't have either of those.

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

@Jet_the_Hawk You, uh...you need to be tranq'd again, or...?

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

@Jet_the_Hawk jesus

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

...What the actual fuck is going on.

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

((Haven't been on in so long, I forgot how awful it feels to mistweet.))

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

((...ignore that. *walk of shame*))

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

Isn't it, though?

[Ridley @RidleyNorfair]

Genocide is fun.

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

Well so do I, but you don't see me getting labeled a villain.

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

He looks all sweet and innocent on the outside. He smiles in his sleep and everyone's all "awww".

But he's dreaming of mass genocide.

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

Like a...like a grungy puppy. With wings.

[Kirby @TuffPinkPuff]

...why do I get the weird feeling that Ridley sleeping would look oddly adorable?