avid balcony pisser

ratman: protector of the cheddar

[avid balcony pisser @tuffpuffle]

Imagine finding out Teletubbies invested in Bitcoin before you.

[tikis🍤 @tikiwwee]

what is in the air today.

[Tony “Butch” James @JamesTobus]

Applebees by myself for the 2nd night in a row. #Postgrad #RockBottom

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

gave work nothing today, ready to drink

[Rav @RavLolTV]

Being behind in a League game is like eating a dessert you don't even like. You know it's not good for you, but that's supposed to be the deal: you enjoy it. Except you're not enjoying it and every 3 minutes you ask if you can stop but at least 2 people tell you no keep chewing

[darian @darian___]

drinks on me tonight friends imma dispute the charges on monday

[dripverse @dripverseai]

Sabrina Carpenter
Nano Banana Pro

Prompt:
Create a photorealistic, scroll-stopping luxury summer lifestyle photo of a stunning adult blonde woman sitting sideways on a white jet ski beside a tropical marina dock, looking back over her shoulder directly at the camera. She has very long straight blonde hair with soft curtain bangs, bright blue eyes, glossy lips, subtle sun-kissed makeup, and visible fine-line floral tattoos on her forearm and lower legs. She wears a fitted cropped green ringer T-shirt with red trim and a minimal red bikini bottom. Her pose is playful and confident, one hand raised toward her lips, body turned away while her face looks back at the viewer. Tropical palms, lush green foliage, wooden dock posts, dark turquoise water and boats in the background. Strong natural midday sunlight creating realistic highlights on sun-kissed skin, authentic skin texture, subtle sheen, crisp shadows and vibrant tropical colors. Shot like a spontaneous high-end influencer vacation photo on a premium smartphone/camera, slightly wide-angle perspective, intimate close framing, ultra-detailed, sharp focus on the subject, realistic depth, candid social-media photography, aspirational Miami/Caribbean summer aesthetic, glamorous but natural, bold visual contrast, high-impact composition, viral lifestyle photography, attention-grabbing first-frame energy, polished Instagram/X editorial aesthetic, no artificial CGI appearance, no plastic skin, realistic anatomy, realistic hands and facial features, 4K photographic detail.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

@macklemore Come do some porn with me.

[Cinema Scene @CinemaScene404]

Julia Fox on the set of Uncut Gems, 2019

[Michael “Fluff” Cowan @sir_fluffinator]

#gatorade #petermillar #sec

[David Rusk @ruskrusky]

How often am I allowed to get prostate exams

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

In the club just taking damage

[Fred Figglehorn @mirbartierr]

When shorty ask u “What did u eat today?” And u gotta lie cuz u ate
12 icecream sandwiches

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

pussy is cancelled once GTA6 is out

[avid balcony pisser @tuffpuffle]

I’m cyberleeking in my pants oh my god

[father figure @tenthousund]

do y'all think the angry birds ever explored each others' bodies

[avid balcony pisser @tuffpuffle]

Nothing worse than bong brain

[avid balcony pisser @tuffpuffle]

amazon prime beer

[LetItRain @RainCasts]

Went to the grocery store at peak traffic hours today and experienced this 4 separate times