Taylor

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

saying “and also with you” to everyone who says “knicks in five” today

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[Onyx Odds @OnyxOdds]

Knicks-Spurs Game 4 recap

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[@ jules ⋆˚꩜｡⋆ 🏰🕷️ @lonelyisthejulz]

you’re gonna criticize me for using my first amendment right? ABOLISH ICE HOE

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

To all our international friends attending the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony in Milan tomorrow:

Please loudly boo JD Vance and his delegation. Make him feel like shit. We encourage it. We wish we could be there to boo him, too.

Signed,
the American people

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

This is like that parable of the man in a flood. A rowboat comes - "No, God will save me." A motorboat comes - "No, God will save me." A helicopter comes - "No, God will save me." He drowns and asks God why He didn't save him. And God says, "I sent you two boats and helicopter!"

[aniii🪐 @aniii81]

crazy how im suddenly 15 again

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

My problem with the “he wouldn't actually do it” and “institutional checks will step in to stop him” arguments regarding Greenland is that we are in this position precisely because, at every prior stage, he did do it and institutional checks failed to constrain this lunatic.

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

i’m not exaggerating when i say that this is the best christmas song ever

[miu ₊˚ෆ @trippyfairie]

"sorry it's tmi" girl the only tmi i know is tell me immediately

[🛸 @tufthug]

Until death removes you from this world, reset button is forever pressable

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

This is smart, intelligent, wise, savvy, astute, shrewd, clever, sharp, brilliant.

[aylin ☽ @weepingcaesar]

i will keep tapping this sign until it clicks for every single person on earth. i will tap the sign until the day i die

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

Tomorrow is about labor. We’re not celebrating the USA. We’re celebrating a day off.

[The Bull Moose Project @BullMooseProj]

Good morning.

[The Orchard Keeper @keeper_orchard]

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