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[coozy man @tug_boat95]

Mia: “this is for you when you get home”
Me: crying like a fucking baby, knowing that I’d give the world for this smol bean

[a burro 🐦‍⬛ @aaarnjms]

Who getting a heart shaved into their mullet at their next haircut? It’s me mf

[bomb voyage @Loupreme_]

If americans cared about the ingredients of literally anything as much as they do the vaccine we’d be the healthiest country in the world

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

💜

[Splenda Poppi @Regg79816]

She killed Selena and now she starting shit at Football games 😡

[coozy man @tug_boat95]

@aaarnjms Holy moly👀

[a burro 🐦‍⬛ @aaarnjms]

#NewProfilePic

[coozy man @tug_boat95]

@Indyyyxx I’ll loosen all the bolts in the chairs so they break when you try to stand on them. Bedridden and needing my help for everything now😂

[coozy man @tug_boat95]

After getting groceries with my woman I purposefully put things on higher shelves so she has to ask me to get them

[coozy man @tug_boat95]

@dwayne_sonnier SRT grand Cherokee

[coozy man @tug_boat95]

@Fiji_19 Those protros woulda been bad

[coozy man @tug_boat95]

@aaarnjms You got this my boy

[coozy man @tug_boat95]

@Indyyyxx Get a cat

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

Over 30% of my income goes to taxes. Bezos and Buffett pay 3.4%. Look at me straight in the eye and tell me that’s not fucked up.

[coozy man @tug_boat95]

Ok it’s a girl, so idk what her name should be

[coozy man @tug_boat95]

Say hello to my new boy, Virgil.

[coozy man @tug_boat95]

@Indyyyxx 😂😂😅

[coozy man @tug_boat95]

@Indyyyxx 😏😏