Eugene “Tugboat” Flanders

Head Ball Coach, Insomniac, Coke Zero, Libertarian, Can Bench 315, Ordained Minister

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Call me Mark Sanchez the way I be butt fumbling

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Riddle me this…

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Do my fans even miss me

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3-3.5 lbs chicken breast with a whole bottle Trader Joe’s Thai Style Yellow Curry Sauce over it in crockpot on low for 6 hrs. Shred and let marinate a little longer. Thank me later

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Too. Many. Rangoons. Stomach. Hurt.

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@indioonajoones QP needs to be higher

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Lakeview/Lincoln Park/Wrigley bar rankings so far:
1. Haligan
2. Kirkwood
3. Stolen Saddle
4. Tin Roof
5. Sluggers
Infinity. Friar Tucks (never go there it’s so jank)

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Pitt looks AWFUL

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@DouchebagSuprem Send proof of the last one when it happens

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Can’t wait for self doxx saturday #retiring #adult

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What the foid

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Dad, what was Gene’s June-July 2025 twitter run like?

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@CTDeGuz @NunesMagician Lmao

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Stared at Anki all day

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I hate that I just woke up hung ballsack and defaulted to flipping through Anki flashcards

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And I oop-

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@DouchebagSuprem @indioonajoones I miss @indioonajoones

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@mrsv4mp Fomo

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@TugboatHigsby @NFL_Mauritania Im the real Tugboat

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Just f*rted on the bus

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Big big chungus big chungus big chungus