TugBoatrius

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

@ArtOfDialogue_ Literally so many precolonial African cultures had gay people in them

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

@piccolosdurag You looked great when you did it! Full support

[connor 🍁 @sinistercherubs]

I have unfortunately laughed at every single way this video has been used today

[Ganesh 20 @Ganeshdeux]

Sincèrement vous cassez les couilles

On a eu VINGT ANS de Milla Jovovich qui file des coups de pied retournés à des chiens

VINGT ANS de "film réalisé par le mari de Milla Jovovich, avec Milla Jovovich, et SURPRISE ! SA FILLE"

On aurait dû avoir à la toute base un film RESIDENT EVIL fait par George Romero, mais les producteurs voulaient que ça ressemble à MATRIX

Là POUR UNE FOIS qu'un film Resident evil fait peur et est réalisé par un gars qui fait de l'horreur et surtout qui SAIT EN FAIRE je lis des "gnagnagna y se passe rien dedans" "not my resident evil"

PUTAIN

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

@SrDiegoLima It depends. If you have excess fat your skin stretches and doesn’t decrease in size at the same rate or at the same amount as your fat. When people take weight loss injections they lose weight rapidly but also don’t gain much muscle so there’s more unfilled space.

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

@J74Jacek This is ai

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

DJ Khaled?

[wada @httpscherryyy]

estoy llorando en mi pueblo pusieron radares y el primero que multaron fue uno que agarraron COMIENDO DE UNA OLLA mientras iba manejando 😭🙏

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

@piccolosdurag This how it shakes anyways

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

@adritness Not true. The problem is most people don’t give their body adequate time to adapt to the amount of work needed to run these races. Many people decide to jump into a race after only 3 mnths or even less. Rhabdo is caused from chronic overtraining not an acute bout like race.

[Michael Mockler @michaelmockler_]

It was the great modern philosopher Van Lathan who once said

[Danielle @DLVermeer]

never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party

[Bloccin Ass Tay @luckykidtay]

When they ask me how I voted today

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

@piccolosdurag Stop

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

@Protestia This guy is just playing in their face

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

@lenni1127 How Marc doesn’t crash out every time Ish opens his mouth is beyond me. It’s like watching Newton trying to teach a paramecium to count to 10

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

@KillaKreww People forget that Kevin ran with the Comedy Cellar crowd and was friends with Patrice O’Neal. It would be a crowd of some of the top comedians that routinely roast each other and if you slipped up they were on your ass.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I work in aviation so this morning I got to sit around with a bunch of pilots and discuss this horrible situation and I found it so interesting that none of the pilots thought the gender or race of the pilots were a factor at all but a bunch of fucking idiots on here do.

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

@careorrist Only if Hasan was smart enough to have the self awareness to releasing he needs to shut the fuck Jo too

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

@mspringut Isn’t this the guy who strips the stickers off the mailboxes and then pants over it?

[TugBoatrius @TugBoatYatchy]

@prettyxoxo1d Reminds me of when Danny Brown hooked up this big girl and afterwards they were laying together and her friend came into the room and didn’t see him behind her.