Haywood Jablowme

thinkin bout them beans

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I have no idea what I’m doing

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Because they were all awful players compared to the rest of the world and hate that this team is far above them. Alexi Lalas and Landon Donovan specifically are total losers

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former USMNT players who are now media personalities are the reason US soccer will never be taken seriously.

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@Bob_Smith If she doesn’t support Soviet cinema then it’s time to dump her

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@Bob_Smith Then you gotta watch Kim-Dza-Dza

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the danish rapper that had a verse on worldwide choppers

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@okcthunder

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The Savannah Bananas are a terrorist organization that is actively harboring nuclear weapons

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Two redneck 17 year olds just rolled down the window of their Chevy Suburban beater at a red light to ask me if I thought Dale or Kyle Busch was better. The driver then punched the other kid when I said Dale.

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Paul got them big ass ears, he can probably hear me typing this

[FOX Sports Knoxville @FOXSportsKnox]

ESPN’s Paul Finebaum believes Tennessee Football is moving in the “wrong direction” under coach Josh Heupel:

Finebaum joined On3’s Crain & Cone on Thursday, and did not hold back on Heupel and the #Vols

“I bring Josh Heupel up - I like him, he has made the playoffs one time, but he’s been there, what, four or five years?” said Finebaum. “And it feels like the program is going in the wrong direction. That should not happen, and it’s a very bad sign for a name-brand program.”

“Maybe I’m old school enough to still believe that Tennessee is one of those schools that should always be at or near the top.”

Finebaum, a Tennessee graduate, expanded on his take by saying the end of the 2025 season was a “complete disaster.”

The SEC Network show host cited home losses to Oklahoma and Vanderbilt, the Music City Bowl loss, and the lack of an established quarterback for the 2026 season as his reasoning.

Josh Heupel enters year six on Rocky Top this season and holds a 45-20 record with UT since arriving in 2021.

Do you agree with Finebaum?🤔

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England is so broke that they can’t afford road signs

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Every professional sports team should have novelty beer glasses

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

BEER SKATES ARE HERE 🚨

Get yours at any bar, select stands, and carts TONIGHT at the @LenovoCenter.

[Haywood Jablowme @tuggchuggins]

CT’s never expect the p90, no utility rush. Complete eco reset

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

no smokes
no entry flash
no back of site peek with AWP from tunnel

just straight p90 rush b cyka blyat dick first at mach fuck

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Golf is the least impressive sport to be a pro in

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Dwight D Eiffeltower

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I know I’ve made an incredible joke when my ultra conservative friend angrily says “that’s not funny”

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@Bob_Smith Ichi the killer so good. Also add audition to the list

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Irreversible

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Erika Kirk should just forgive Druski like she did her husband's killer.

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This is quintessential old man ball. Perfection

[jeffonsports @jeff_on_sports]

this is the greatest 12 point 5 assist reel i’ve ever seen. none of that handoff type assists, just straight dimes