Tori Uhland

Grain merchandiser. Farmer’s daughter. SECO born & raised. CSU grad. Margarita connoisseur. Views are my own.

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

The hottest news in my grain emails this morning is the Casey’s beer cheese breakfast pizza

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

I might be a conspiracy theorist but I still think the USDA export sales situation smells fishy 🐟

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

Not saying the corn belt doesn’t need rain…but I am saying that CO, KS, OK, etc need rain the most

[Scott Irwin @ScottIrwinUI]

Not gonna hit in the Corn Belt where it is needed most

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

Jeff isn’t happy that I came to the bar instead of driving combine 🤣 there’s always tomorrow 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

I’m the only one in the office wearing green today. Disappointed but not surprised. ☘️

[Wagner Assis @wagnerassis_]

Grain traders should be allowed to drink at work at this point

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

Thankful the markets are closed on the weekends, and also for tequila. It’s called self-medicating. Look it up

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

@weevilhog Of course not…because “it was supposed to go up again today”

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

There’s always that one farmer that has absolutely no faith in you…

“I don’t know if you’ve been paying any attention but the markets went way up yesterday and they’re way down today.”

Huh. I had no idea. Thanks for letting me know. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

Flight’s delayed…so on to the next one

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

The last conversation I had with my grandpa was about the price of corn and how a little glass of wine would probably make him feel better. Hard to believe it’s already been a year since he got his wings.

[NWS Pueblo @NWSPueblo]

842 AM
107 mph gust just occurred at Lamar, across the eastern plains! Very dangerous conditions occurring across far eastern CO at this time. Please use extreme caution! #cowx

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

& also, if you’re considering the FBN land financing, just please, please, don’t

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

Soooo Google is investing $1B in the CME to move the corn base trading system to the cloud???? Yikes

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

Good read.
The Day the Grain Marketplace Died by @philosophygeek https://t.co/x5oT7upBmx

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

My sister: a true farm girl.

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

Every time First Notice Day comes around it makes me think I should be taking a week long vacation 5 times a year🥴

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

Remember when everyone was calling $2.80 corn?

[Tori Uhland @tuhland1]

I always send my coworkers memes when I send out the schedule every week. So far, I think this one takes the cake.