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girl dad | dog dad | liberal | all views my own.

[StrettyDave @StrettyDave]

No matter what, seeing Sir Alex, just automatically cheers me up.

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

i think it’s beautiful what you loved doing at 6 finds you again at 28

[James Bong @JamieButon]

We all do you ain't special

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

He looks like one of them Americans that turned Muslim in prison

[(fan)Lenny @munclenny]

KDB had one assist the whole season after playing with hojlund 😭😭😭

[t @tukei_]

love you mate. solid pro.

[Diogo Dalot @DalotDiogo]

My journey so far ❤️

@selecaoportugal @ManUtd https://t.co/KR3KOljSiY

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

🚨🎙️| Paul Pogba on Carrick: “I think he's doing a GREAT job, and he did it also at the time when he was assistant to Solskjaer.

“He's a GREAT guy, he has experience…. I wish them the BEST obviously.”

[@SkySportsNews]

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

unataka tupatane na bado nikutafute, kai ugurukaga mani

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

The wife has filed for a divorce🤨

[t @tukei_]

@kevakolong okay, on a closer look, i now see a black player.

[t @tukei_]

where are the blacks?

[⚽️ Kyle Sheldon @kylesheldon]

Is this the best World Cup team photo of all time?

Bravo, Norway 🇳🇴⚔️

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Tbh I stopped counting after 340 , sai I just have a good time and leave but ya twitter iko less than 165 babes

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Frame 1 final year under grad lipa kama tender ensured no direct posting of interns after internship…. We finished internship with no jobs to go to and just like that you changed our lives indeed .
The North will always remember Miskellah

[t @tukei_]

@kevakolong why not? 1/5 (850k) of norway is immigrants. of these, almost half are black. surely, there has to be at least two decent black footballers in norway.

[Wambui K. Collymore @WambuiKamiru]

Our parents are being conditioned to think young people are unruly. So that the message that we need to tame our youth sits better than our youth are fighting for us.

[MatchGoal Central @MatchGoaal]

🚨 Casemiro on a funny moment at Manchester United this season:

🗣️ “Against Fulham, Cunha dribbled into the box and was fouled. The referee immediately pointed to the spot and we started celebrating.

Then the Fulham players surrounded the referee and protested. VAR checked it and ruled the foul was outside the box, so the penalty was changed to a free-kick.

I looked at Cunha and thought, ‘They’ve just made all your hard work pointless.’

A few moments later, Bruno delivered a brilliant ball from the free-kick and I scored.

After the game, Cunha and I went over to their captain and asked: ‘Honestly, which would you have preferred…the penalty or the free-kick goal?’

He looked at us and said, ‘Please, just leave me alone.’

We thanked him for the protest and walked away.” 😂

[FTBL_Planet @FTBL_Planet]

When Eric Cantona walked back into the Manchester United dressing room at Selhurst Park, everyone knew what was coming.

He had just been sent off against Crystal Palace.

Then on the way down the touchline, he had launched himself into the crowd and kicked a supporter.

So the United players were sat there waiting for Alex Ferguson.

And once he arrived, there was no gentle opening.

Ferguson came in with his jacket off, sleeves rolled up, and everything in the middle of the dressing room started going.

Cups of tea.

Sandwiches.

Shirts and balls waiting to be signed.

All of it.

“We’re getting scalded and getting egg sandwiches down the back of our necks.”

The players all looked at each other thinking the same thing.

Cantona was finished.

Only Ferguson did not start with Cantona.

He went for Gary Pallister.

Then Paul Ince.

Then Sharpe.

“F****** Pallister, you can’t head anything, you can’t tackle.”

“Incey, where the f*** have you been?”

“Sharpey, my grandmother runs f****** faster than you.”

By this point, Cantona was still sitting there waiting for his turn.

Everyone else was getting destroyed for the performance, the marking, the defending, everything.

“You’re all a f****** disgrace.”

“Nine o’clock tomorrow morning, I’m going to run your f****** nuts off.”

Finally, Ferguson got to Cantona.

The whole dressing room was waiting for the explosion.

And then his voice changed.

“And Eric.”

“You can’t go round doing things like that son.”
#football

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Buying a house with my lunch money

[Persian Culer 🇮🇷 @Persian_Culer]

11 days before Iran’s World Cup opener:

• No visas yet approved for players or staff
• Forced to move their camp from USA to Mexico
• A friendly cancelled due to the relocation

This is how the world’s 21st-ranked team is being treated before football’s biggest tournament.