Mohammed Tukur Usman

NVCHMBCY

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

Ya Allah 🤲 Bless Our Hustle, Protect Us And Spares Our Life To Enjoy The Fruits Of Our LABOUR.

Ameen 🙏

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

@john322226 981 goals, out of this only have 11goals in 6 world cup edition is embarrassing. What is special about reaching 1000 goals? The great PELE has 1228 goals

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

@the_marcoli_boy Cry More.

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

That is one of practice teach to us buy prophet Muhammad S-A-W. Indeed God is great.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

A d£af and dvmb man at Ogbeijoh Market kept his daily earnings with an Hausa man for safekeeping. After his d£ath, the man returned today with all the money he had kept for him, leaving everyone shocked

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

If only christiano Ronaldo converted the goal chances he created in between.

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Bruno Fernandes at the World Cup:
5 Games: 1 Assist

Bruno Fernandes when Ronaldo left:
1 game: 2 Assists

You cannot convince me this rat doesn't hate Cristiano Ronaldo 💔

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

No mater what, if you can still pull your pants down for man, you're ashawo

[Chioma🧚‍♂️ @xxterberry]

You want to sleep with me. I know.
Chinedu, abeg come out straight. You want to hide under the banner of relationship to bang me? It won’t work.

Like I always say, dating me is not easy, neither is it free.

Before you see my pant, we must go on at least four different dates, and you will pay for all of them.

I’ll pick the restaurants we will go to.
Also, you’ll buy all the dresses I’ll wear on all four dates. I’m not cheap. You need to show workings.

Finally, if I don’t find you worthy after all the dates, I’ll move on to the next. I be top babe and top babes don’t settle for rubbish.

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

@NoodleHairCR7 Celebrate trophy as if he did something special during the competition.

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

@MadridPreeti How did he carry Portugal?😭

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

How real could this be?

[Maleeriya 😎 @Alkamson1]

Anya Yaron nan ba kauda ido yake ba ... inada irin wannnan mashin kar yasa naje na bankawa shegiya ruwa 😂💔

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

@Muneeb_08 The real goat 🐐

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

I simply hope Men will stop taking drugs just to impress women in bed.

[Nigerian News @Nigerians_New]

Tragic Incident: A man reportedly collapsed and died after allegedly taking a substance while attempting to impress two women.

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

@BashirAhmaad "I'm back, I'm back" have runaway Too soon 🤣😂😅😀

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

@TheNassrZone A Hero with iron mind,

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

@Thecr7mania Breaking news;- Barcelona fans just sign contract with Portugal national team, since yesterday.😅😂🤣😀

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

@Oluchi_Utd On behalf of all Messi fans we now support Portugal with our whole heart because of cancelor😀🤣😂😅

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

@UTDKobi You guys over hyped him and call him goat, yet he is been forced to retire🤣😀😂😅

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

@BashirAhmaad Messi Fans will keep following them 😂😀🤣

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

Without world cup 😅🤣😀😂

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo with Portugal:

🏟️ 234 matches
⚽️ 146 goals
🅰️ 45 assists
🏆 UEFA Euro Champion
🏆 2x Nations League Champion

THE GOAT. 🐐

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

That is how they hyped him to the Doom.😀🤣😅

[Teetalksunited @teetalksunited]

Cristiano Ronaldo is greater than Portugal

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

Messi retired from international football, non of his fans talk about Ronaldo, yet Ronaldo embarrassed himself at global stage, while the whole world is watching. Instead of his supporters to cover their face with shame, they are busy dragging Messi into the embarrassment.🤣😅😂

[Twilight @the_marcoli_boy]

We didn’t retire from the National team twice

[Mohammed Tukur Usman @tukurmohammedu]

He should have retired when he should. But Naaaa, the guy wan reach 1000 goals 🤣

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Ronaldo: "If they no longer want to depend on me, I can leave today, I have no problem with that."

RESPECT 🫡 ❤️