Darkest Grey

Sucker for sarcasm..😁
Architect✒.

[sim @thrtysvnth]

Now watching Odyssey as Nolan intended

[Felipe Orjuela @FelipeOrjuelaR]

the way Christopher Nolan intended

[jackson @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[ⲁⲇϩⲉⲙ☥ 🔴⚫🇪🇬 @___Adham_Hanafy]

Egyptian and Argentinian players when the ref asks for a dollar coin to flip it

[gangan out now! 🇭🇹 @johnnyspliffs]

Broke nigga statpadding his wallet with love rather than cash

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

This is the most humiliating defeat for Germany since Stalingrad.

[voided @voided]

Just quit crypto to start a job as a car spotter.

Wish me luck guys.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

My screen time after Lewis' first win for Ferrari

[F1 TROLL @f1trollofficial]

Simple math

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

Wacha wachawi waiitwe wachawi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[litquidity @litcapital]

That one handy man who had to fix a couple of loose screws at SpaceX HQ in 2014 and was compensated with 1,000 shares

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

huge franchise potential here. the list of things you can fall off of is endless

[Ndaga ® @fndaga]

Hailed an Uber to Westlands about 1 hour ago and the car was one of those tiny Chinese EVs called HENREY MINOR, but here's where it gets interesting, the driver's name was HENRY MAINA and my flabber was completely gasted 🤣😂😂🤣

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

Nigga rlly tore his acl in a life or death situation 😭

[goldenlabubuwatch @pandawatch88]

It's such a beautiful circle: oil money going to middle east SWF going to US VC going to US startup going to nvidia going to skhynix going oppa going to ferrari dealer to burn more oil

[Prof. Alfred Omenya @aomenya]

I am a Professor of Architecture. I have been a judge for Commonwealth Association of Architects Awards, International Union of Architects Awards, Asia Architecture Awards, AAK-Crown Architecture Awards, etc. Feel free to ignore my opinion. The New State House is plain MEDIOCRE!

[DismasWaTabu @DismasWaTabu]

Dear @bienaimesol

"Presence is not submission" is a great line. But the African chiefs who signed away our land to colonialists were also just "present at a meeting." Didn't end well for us.

This is France we're talking about. The same France that still forces 14 African countries to pay them money every year for being colonized. They named their summit "Africa Forward", forward into whose pocket exactly?

They didn't call you because they value your African voice. They called you because nothing makes an exploitation party look innocent like a talented African bald man with a guitar and a big smile. You were the decoration. The proof that everything was fine. The vibe.

While you performed, the real business was happening in the next room and your presence told the world "don't worry, the Africans are happy."

Now we all love you Bien. Nobody wants to say it. But when you're the only African smiling that hard in a room full of French officials, Uncle Ruckus starts feeling like a close relative. The man also believed he was simply "building bridges."

You were not a guest at that table my friend.

You were the entertainment.

There's a difference between having a seat at the table and being served *as* the meal. Next time find out which one you are before you tune your guitar.

Dismas wa Tabu. Dreaming in installments. Billed in full.

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

We have gigantic creatures in the sea which can sing for hours and have arteries so big you can crawl through them. (whales)

We have birds that fly 50,000 miles every year. From the antarctic to the arctic and back again. (arctic tern)

We have living creatures which never get old and never die naturally. (jellyfish)

We have animals which you can force through a sieve, and they can reassemble themselves. (sponges)

We have an ancient line of animals which once had 30 or more successful species, and has gone extinct down to just one single representative, and that representative has conquered the entire world (us).

We have horrors that look just like rocks and if you step on them your whole world becomes agonizing pain. (toadfish)

We have animals who hide inside other animals, and when you eat that animal, they enter your intestines and live there. (tapeworms)

We have plants which live on other plants and never touch the ground.

There's a fruit tree that grows around another tree, and eventually kills and replaces it. (strangler fig)

We have gliding lizards, marsupials, snakes, frogs, and rodents.

What the heck do you need fairies for?