Matt Tuley

TWEETING YOU THE FUNNIEST THINGS ON TWITTER *PARODY ACCOUNT *NOT AFFILIATED WITH MATT TULEY*. Musician/heartthrob

[Matt Tuley @tulestweets]

Retweeting this because people thought I was kidding about this being my grandma. Credit to my cuz @hannah__savage

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

Galveston, Texas is kinda like this

[kett @ketiamoment]

imagine if there was an actual clip of spongebob and patrick being scared of butterflies

[Trey Day @Yesavage2HOF]

Why are they interviewing him in a Walmart

[BohmIsKing @BohmIsKing]

How’s the weather down there @Dodgers 😹😹

[Justin @JustinMLB]

“Craig, where’s Devers?”

[🚂Scott🇹🇹 @heyyyscott]

Vintage Astros game and it’s borderline erotic

[Paredes2Crawfords @ittruckmonth]

JV tanking his career ERA with Detroit so he has more reasoning to go into the hall with an Astros cap #ISeeTheVision

[dalton rushings evil aura 🩻⛓️👻 @BoyslnBIue]

what kind of activity bestie don't be shy

[osama @0ba0sama]

Aye man where the heck is Wilt’s 100 point game? Lol

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

While most of his teammates were focused on the sac bunt, Bobby Witt Jr. was getting his work in on the sac rament

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

tom cruise so professional wearing the sox hat despite being a yankees fan. but the yankees are deeply evil and ben affleck was still right not to wear their hat

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

how. can you not. be romantic. about baseball.

[pokey @pokeywvu]

Baseball is a good sport to introduce to a child because it teaches them that evil and despair always prevail

[Ali @aliwhitesox]

Update:

[buckets @badbuckets_]

i want you in prison on a felony theft charge @DaikinPark

[erin🪩 @wallowsgarden]

i’m sorry he is implying that they’re going to name this baby taylor lautner

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Not since Cooper DeJean have I seen a white guy backpedal this fast