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http://t.co/bBnSIWm0vK Life; It's all about finding the next good time.

[rolando @tuliao]

http://t.co/rgNVhA42fw I thought "asbestos" was Spanish for "best ass."

[rolando @tuliao]

http://t.co/iaJBOu2QPt If I ever saw an amputee being hung, I'd start yelling out letters.

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http://t.co/QC4ozsgmck Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

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http://t.co/CIt8d2K3wt Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. http://t.co/M59BHcvZ

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So I called my friend turkey and I said to him "Turkey, la gente esta muy loca. What the cluck?" http://t.co/5JRuxbV2