tulipsandlilies

[Sysh @_Ndunge_]

My biggest nightmare is having that white build up on my lips and no one telling me😭

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Netflix: Tuduum

Me: Macho yako ni smart☺️

[Adwoa Yeboah🪵 @Agonizo_mai]

My goal is to become that pleasant older lady that young women enjoy having conversations with.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

I'm tired of good things always happening to others and not us😭😭😭😭 but I will clap for them still😭

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

reading will forever be one of my favorite hobbies cause it's like bedrotting but with moral superiority.

[kailu🇦🇷 @bouffbaddie]

When a nigga starts talking about having sex using derogatory terms I just know hapo ndio tumemalizana. Ati ‘kukudishi’ ama ‘kukudinya’. Yuck!😭

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

You raped a minor

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

buying a new book when you have a stack of twenty unread ones at home isn't a bad habit, it is simply funding your domestic library aesthetic.

[* @_lowkeyalfred]

Reading will forever be one of my favorite hobbies because it’s like bed rotting, but with moral superiority.

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Why didn't the alarm go off...
Me:

[𝔦𝔦𝔪𝔵𝔠𝔥𝔵𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @ellespiracy]

Broccoli has always been the bad bitch of vegetables

[KD @3headeddgoat]

Simon to the other disciples after catching no fish:

[julia @juumelo_]

I’m three margaritas from telling him I see god in his eyes

[𐚁 @Kaylavosss]

thats the devil speaking