Martin McMahon

58, native West Tulsan, single, five cats, Operations in a satellite television call center. Whovian, online doctorate in Metaphysical Science. More cowbell.

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@Wendys It wasn't, I was stopping on the way home from work. Something I will NOT be doing again

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@Wendys When I order 4 Jr Bacon Cheeseburgers PLAIN that means I don't want anything else on it. The screen said plain, the receipt said plain. When I got home every burger was fully loaded. You cost me 15 bucks and I'm still hungry!

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@OGSPUDS Happened a long time ago when the Jets and Giants both hosted Wild Card games back when there were only two and both were played on Sunday:

One game gets moved to Saturday

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@NicoleAuerbach If Team A scores a TD, 6 pts, no conversion attempt. However many PLAYS it took for Team A to score, if Team B can do it if fewer, they get a 7-point TD and win.
Same number of plays (or a FG or turnover), only then do we have a 2nd OT

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Hey @ESPN, the new college Two-Minute Warning sucks. Since it happened it's taken TEN MINUTES to do the next two plays. What happened to 30-second time outs near the end of the half?

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@dreadconquest Because real people can sue

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My Taskmaster Tier List:

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Felt that one. For a change.

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One thing that can be guaranteed in the @NFL Playoffs: the @HoustonTexans are in their 7th postseason. They have played the first game on Saturday, traditionally the lowest-rated of all the postseason games, ALL SEVEN TIMES!!

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@ScottHanson With 10 games in the early window, will we be seeing a Dodecabox (games, you & control room) to start Sunday? #nflredzone

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@WookOfficial @MarkHamill That it only aired once.

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2/2 It's because #sagaftra wants Garfield to also get paid for @Netflix viewership of Power Rangers. And Warrior Nun. And The Floor Is Lava. Shows he had nothing to do with. Sorry, actors. Normally I'm with you on your demands, but this time you've gone way too far.

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If I'm understanding why @netflix walked away from negotiations, it's not because #sagaftra wants Andrew Garfield, for example, to be paid residuals based on viewership of the Spider-Man movies, which they seemed willing to do.... 1/2

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@billhaisten @tulsaworld That they refuse to call themselves the Oklahoma Thunder proves they don't give a flying fig about Tulsa or the rest of the state, and never will.

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@fraygirl @YouTube I actually watched the 2011 identically-named prequel first, then, after watching the Carpenter version, immediately thought Why did it take them 29 years to do the prequel?

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WARNING: Ignore requests that advise you to go to the link below. My virus scanner says it is a "newly-registered domain", the USPS has been online long enough not to have any of those anymore:

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@WMO if the Atlantic has to resort to the secondary list of names and, for instance uses Adria this year, if we have to go to the list again next year would we start with Adria AGAIN, or pick up where we left off, which would start us with Braylen?

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I'm sure Taylor is a sweet and lovely person, despite her inability to keep a boyfriend. It's just that she's effectively the poster child for the current type of music I cannot stand. Specifically, ANYTHING FROM THIS CENTURY!

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It took FORTY-SEVEN YEARS for this to occur to anyone on the show!

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@slinganswers you put it in an extra Sports package AND DIDN'T BOTHER TO TELL ANYBODY?!!!!!!!!

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@Sling WHERE IS MY NFL REDZONE CHANNEL???!!!! It's the only reason I even have your service.