probiotic tool aka dirty hoe

plant person, reformed academic, recalcitrant babylonian, bike fiend, urban farmer, unflinching approacher of the void, ADHD fr fr

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

extremely rude on the outside, sexy murder poet on the inside

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Facebook and Instagram being down is a good opportunity for you to reacquaint yourself with your soul.

[Soviet Visuals @sovietvisuals]

Post-Soviet visual. "Girl with a book and an orange" painting by Georgy Kurasov, Russia, 2009

[Web3 Resist @Web3Resist]

Right now there is a 13-square-mile oil slick on the California coast.

Dead birds and fish are washing up on the beaches.

It was caused by a breaking pipeline. When will our politicians learn? #StopLine3
#HuntingtonBeachoilspill

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

smooth-brained and fancy-free

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

@NeinQuarterly CRINGE AF

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

@carolineplz every day is a faded siiiiiign

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

Just now starting to atone for all the bummer sus vibes I radiated 2008-2019. Please bear with me.

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

@funnierhandle came here for this, heading back to bed now. thx

[Chelsea E. Manning @xychelsea]

im an insufferable doomer at this point

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

@get_inflow Universal Basic Income so I don't have to work to pay bills, I can just spend time exercising, growing my food, cooking, keeping the house clean, taking care of kids and doing my laundry (that's more than enough to worry about)

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

@tjarnikova possibly. the garden is annually re-negotiated. a baby is forever... heh

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

are people who have babies these days deeply nihilistic, just not paying attention, or are we on different planets, or are they different species, or...? so many questions that I cannot ask in person, ever.

[Mackenzie @MackenskiBC]

Selling my herb clock in mint condition, tells thyme etc.

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

first one + the last one

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

do I have ADHD? Aspergers? Bipolar mood disorder? or am I just kinda fuckin my way through existence like every other lost primate?

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

I was wrong! Fully *two* beautiful spandex slathered warriors read my tweets!

[Tereza Jarníková @tjarnikova]

@tulsibonsai @emma__quail confession: I once spent 20 minutes just reading your tweets with tea and it was a very refreshing teatime

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

@tjarnikova @emma__quail tysm for sharing, improved my day by +21% easy

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

just bought a pair of camo bike shorts thanks for the inspo @emma__quail . also learned this week that emma may be the only person who actually reads all my tweets. so shout out to emma. what a beautiful, spandex slathered warrior.

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

I had to postpone this for a year. 2021: got pierced and started taking add meds. zero regrets, but it turns out what's missing is an intact ecosystem and any hope for the future lol

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

It’s almost 2020, I’m gonna get pierced and start taking add meds just to see if that is what’s missing. who’s with me

[probiotic tool aka dirty hoe @tulsibonsai]

officially self employed, eating marzipan for breakfast, and playing Bad Brains at excessively high volume while writing a polite email to inform a client that the e-transfer payment they claim to have sent, has not come through yet. PMA yo.

[Ohn Osier @MEsum42]

@ddoniolvalcroze