The Flexorcist

Cirque du Soleil acrobat, gymnastics coach, obsessive cat mom, writer, someone’s muse (hopefully)

[The Flexorcist @tumbleina]

In light of the resurgence of “trad marriages,” I propose more lavender marriages. Let’s be real, a lot of them were that.

[The Flexorcist @tumbleina]

I’m a peaceful person, but I will NOT be anyone’s peace at the expense of my own. Big difference.

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Whoever said “This too shall pass” definitely meant like a kidney stone.

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The Olympics, but yearning as a sport.

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I’ll never forget years ago when my younger brother called me in desperation after a gnarly break up because I was an “expert at being single.”

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Hope is expectation in a pretty package

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As we step gracefully into 2026, keep in mind:
You are a limited edition with unlimited potential.

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Protecting our peace in the present sometimes comes at the cost of our future peace.

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A lot of people wanna be part of the team but aren’t ready to step up to the plate, let alone hit a home run.

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Send me a deck pic.
Prove that you can build something.

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It seems that no one wants to fall in love anymore. Does anyone wanna marry for money?

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Quick question: Does the Rapture mean we don’t need to pay taxes anymore?

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No more talking stages. I’m skipping straight to telepathy. Your favorite color is blue.

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Be the reason people can witness their own magic

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Every season is spooky season when you’re alive in 2025.

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Am I Overthinking or is My Intuition on Point? - a memoir

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Snack Attack

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I follow a tight diet but am probably okay with you feeding my delusions.

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Might F around and be delusionally hopeful